Bumper sticker competition

clivees · Feb 6, 2007

I was think what would you put on a Landy bumper sticker?
You know the sort of thing that makes you smile, or makes the red mist descend and you want to hurt something.
I have started it off with a couple ..

"Go green get a old Landy"
"My other car is also a Landy"
written up side down
"If you can read this please turn over"
Etc

slob · Feb 6, 2007

please return any bits that fall off to..........

pigpen · Feb 6, 2007

Years ago, someone brought me one back from the states, it read

LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR..........................BUT DONT GET CAUGHT

Sheddy · Feb 6, 2007

On the back of mine there are two. The one across the top of the door says
"Normal people scare me"
the one next to the number plate says
"Don't steal, the Government hates competition"

Fekkin hilarious huh?

ormus · Feb 6, 2007

many moons ago, some tw@t wrote MUFC (in the dirt) on the back of my white RR classic.

Griffdowg · Feb 6, 2007

ive got "actually i CAN go slower" on the back of my 2.5 n/a;d great on the single lane hills!

G

retsgom · Feb 6, 2007

Never go to bed angry.

Stay up and plot your revenge !!!!!

clivees · Feb 6, 2007

pigpen said:
Years ago, someone brought me one back from the states, it read

LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR..........................BUT DONT GET CAUGHT

Ooo er does Pagen know?

clivees · Feb 6, 2007

slob said:
please return any bits that fall off to..........

In a similar vain
"Watch out for the bits"
By Blaster Bates i think

ormus · Feb 6, 2007

how about:
landy owners do it on all fours?

Last Action Pimp · Feb 6, 2007

"If you can read this please turn over" - I have this in my back door window (up side down!!)

My mate has " You may go past me but you'll never out last me!" it is on a 72 VW Bay Camper

Griffdowg · Feb 6, 2007

So loud it makes jesus cry...

GRUNT · Feb 6, 2007

Theres a disco thats in the works carpark with a "I'm not weird I'm special" sticker on it. I'd prefer "I'm not special I'm weird".

yella · Feb 6, 2007

i seen one on the rear of a hgv in ireland last year, it said
WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED

GRUNT · Feb 6, 2007

How about "Ramblers Association Back Up Vehicle".

ormus · Feb 6, 2007

what about:
save the planet, burn a tree hugger today.

Adz · Feb 6, 2007

Heard about this one but never seen it, it's written reverse so it can be read in the rear view mirror of the sale rep in front of you, for the front bumper of yer landy...

"YOU are MY crumple zone!"

Cheers,

argonaut · Feb 7, 2007

well if it was on my SII it would have to read

" If you can read this I've obviously turned off the motor "

NOT saying its a little smokey at the moment but would give a WW2 destroyer a good run

pigpen · Feb 7, 2007

clivees said:
Ooo er does Pagen know?

Pagen aint my missus, she's a friend of my missus who brakes my keys, and gets stuck in 2feet of slimey muck and sits in the car while i slop around trying to fix a recovery rope

(only joking Julie, i wont tell anybody else

)

pricey · Feb 7, 2007

how about
if this vehicle is being driven courteously ring the police
or
if my wife was this dirty i would be in bed all day

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