Bloomin Robbie Williams

M1 stationary all round Leeds, and I have to drive through it to get home Half of Leeds itself is gridlocked so can't go that way - ah well

Anyone who pm'd me today, you'll have to wait till next Friday for another unless I get t'interwebthingy going at home again

It's that easy for me to get to and from work I came home for a crap today!!

what is this work thing you all speak of

GRUNT said:

I came home for a crap today!!

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Grunt: this is a bad idea. Always do your ****s at work. This way you don't use up your own supply of bog roll, you don't have all those bad smells at home and - best of all - you're getting paid to do it!

Ahh, but Myrtle pays for the bog roll, bad smells it's only someone elses that smells bad, I'm getting paid to come home have a crap and a cup of tea, I feel much more comfortable crapping on my own bog.

You leave that nice Mr Williams alone !!!!!!

I was also stuck on the M1 tonight coming home from Leeds Crown Court.

At least the case went my way ( I GOT THEM OFF A SPEEDING CHARGE) !!!! Oh the look on that coppers face !!!!!!!

123mph on the A1 and PORKY hadnt calibrated his equipment !!!!! PRICELESS!!!!!

Happarently he was very poor indeed, so lots of traffic nastiness for no good reason!