Beware

There aren't many posts about these mini-monstrosities. I presume that they are all still under warranty.

However, be warned, they are breeding as fast as wire coat-hangars used to. In any short drive around Westminster of Kensington & Chelasea they are everywhere.

From a relative rarity a year ago, I would think that they outnumber Gaylanders in central London now.

Things ripple out from the big smoke so, if you don't fancy one of them swimming up your rectum, get your double reinforced long johns out now.

An abomination to the marque but it looks like Tata have a product that strokes a lot of people's special parts.

G~

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wtf you on about????

i put a pound on the evoque

the more they sell the better

The evoque sells well cos it is in the bracket of BMW and audio rep and management company cars.

There is no head room in them if ya tall and they can't tow much. About 1400kgs I believe.

Although a good seller I think they look ****e

neiltce said:

The evoque sells well cos it is in the bracket of BMW and audio rep and management company cars.

There is no head room in them if ya tall and they can't tow much. About 1400kgs I believe.

Although a good seller I think they look ****e

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That's cos ya thinking of it on same lines as a fender or discovery. Don't. Think of it as a 4wd luxury estate car.. Because that is what it is. it was never meant to be sold as an offroader. or even a soft roader. Like the Gaylander was.

neiltce said:

The evoque sells well cos it is in the bracket of BMW and audio rep and management company cars.

There is no head room in them if ya tall and they can't tow much. About 1400kgs I believe.

Although a good seller I think they look ****e

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they not bought by farmers or builders.
i think they look good.

was working in chelsea today, their everywhere !!!!

bloody hate the things !

+1 on them looking ****e !

a budget range rover, thats all they are !

Ive noticed that around leeds too funkin everywere
Out number proper rangies now
I always think to myself "wonder if it'll ever see mud"
And there not even a budget rangerover there a ponce mobile for people that have no clue about off roading and therfor have no reason to own (sorry be provided as a company car) a rangerover
I'll eat my words the first time i see one in a field with a horsebox on the back, cos thats what a rangies all about!
But I wont hold my breath!!

redhand said:

That's cos ya thinking of it on same lines as a fender or discovery. Don't think of it as a 4wd luxury estate car.. Because that is what it is. it was never meant to be sold as an offroader. or even a soft roader. Like the Gaylander was.

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No I'm thinking of it cos I have a 1700kgs caravan, and it's laughable that for such a large car it can't tow my caravan...

it is a proper rangerover, its the evoque model

howardo said:

they not bought by farmers or builders.
i think they look good.

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They are very nice cars. If anyone gets the chance they should drive one. Personally, I wouldn't buy one myself as they are too small inside (boot is tiny) but anything that does good for Land Rover and keeps some Brits in jobs gets my vote

howardo said:

they not bought by farmers or builders.
i think they look good.

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I think that they look **** and, having followed a number, they've got about the same ground clearance as a snake's hip.

G~

2.0_hippo said:

was working in chelsea today, their everywhere !!!!

bloody hate the things !

+1 on them looking ****e !

a budget range rover, thats all they are !

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They must be selling like hot cakes, Ive just been on a brief trip North in a car, and there were thre in every services and heaps on the road. Most of them were driven by women!
I agre they are hideous( the evoques, not the women) , I read that Posh spice was on the committee that designed the styling, so maybe that explains it

Turboman said:

They must be selling like hot cakes, Ive just been on a brief trip North in a car, and there were thre in every services and heaps on the road. Most of them were driven by women!
I agre they are hideous( the evoques, not the women) , I read that Posh spice was on the committee that designed the styling, so maybe that explains it

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+1, Definitely a woman's car !!

Loads around by me as well. Got 5 on the estate where I live!


But still think mine looks better

sas1810 said:

Loads around by me as well. Got 5 on the estate where I live!


But still think mine looks better

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nice RRSport lol

A typical road in london today !!!

2.0_hippo said:

+1, Definitely a woman's car !!

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-1 No they're bloody not :fighting: Poofs and hairdressers just like the gaylander