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[email protected]> David Willerton wrote:
> How does one start to describe this?
Several things spring to mind.....
By using large green lettering with the caps lock stuck on, obviously.
Given that it's been offered on Ebay without any takers at least twice
that I know of, the best description I can think of is "a heap of
overpriced crap that nobody wants".
I suppose there may be some mileage in buying it, getting it insured and
then telling the insurance company it was vandalised while it was parked
outside Sainsburys. "I just parked it up and some ba**ard threw pink
paint through the window". You can then get your insurance company to
repair all the damage done.
It could be promoted as the first "anti theft Land Rover" but then
someone's already made off with the furry dice.
Good idea making the auction anonymous so you can get your mates to bid
for it again and nobody will be any the wiser.
Still, hopefully it'll sell for enough money that they can buy a
keyboard that hasn't had coffee spilt in it. I assume that happened when
the poor sod who was asked to type the description saw the asking price
just as he took a swill of coffee. For future reference you should try
soaking it in warm water and then let it dry before use, that way the
caps lock key won't get stuck again.
I do like the way that the Green and Red in the description is used to
continue the styling statement of the vehicle itself, just needs some
MDF shelving covered in silk and maybe some form of decking to project
the living area into the back garden to finish it off. I do wonder what
he did to his neighbours Land Rover though !
HTH when you come to advertise it on Ebay again in 10 days time.
cheers
Dave W.
http://www.yorkshireoffroadclub.net/
