Apart from your landy.........

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Luckerlee it int mine but it is a bit pants. It's got loads of "clever" elecktrickery that's supposed to make things easier but actually make them harder and more dangerous to drive (random flashing of lights when approaching dangerous junctions, handbrakes that you can't turn off, wipers which suddenly come on in full blazing sunlight, no key to name but a few!)
 
Luckerlee it int mine but it is a bit pants. It's got loads of "clever" elecktrickery that's supposed to make things easier but actually make them harder and more dangerous to drive (random flashing of lights when approaching dangerous junctions, handbrakes that you can't turn off, wipers which suddenly come on in full blazing sunlight, no key to name but a few!)

dont let the battery run down you'll be fooked! guy i know had 1 left it standing 10 days when he went to get into it :D he could'nt
:rolleyes:
 
dont let the battery run down you'll be fooked! guy i know had 1 left it standing 10 days when he went to get into it :D he could'nt
:rolleyes:

Yeah, and then you can't jump start it coz you can't let the handbrake off, you can't tow it, it's just **** and completely pointless! I see cars pulling out miles off - i need to be able to spot obstacles on the road. This generally means my eyesight is developed enough to tell when it's getting dim enough to warrant putting the headlights on, and to judge the best time to do it (ie not when approaching busy junction with white van man itching to get out!) feckin frogs.
 
A blue 3.9 auto Range Rover.....
another blue 3.9 auto Range Rover with an MOT
and a Honda Chavic auto, that I've sort of stolen........
HORRIBLE bluddy thing, known as 'the Little Silver Safe' after my nine year old locked the keys in it, and we discovered that there is only ONE key for it, and Honda Chavics have some pretty good security on them!
I think its about R reg, so fourteen years old? One careful lady Owner until it came into the family, via my step-dad's father, with 53K on the clock. No rust, and everything just works, its just not NATURAL! Only thing you can moan about is that the seat-belt's a bit hard to reach over your shoulder! And I put about £10 worth of unleaded in it a month!
A bit of car shuffling saw it move from my step-dad's dad, who found it a bit 'low' to get his arthritic wife into, to my step-dad, who rarely drives, and who imediely decided he needed my mothers renault estate. My mother used the Chavic for a month, hates having an auto, and demanded her reggie back. step Dad demanded his Fiesta back off me.... (I'd sort of nicked THAT, before!) and left the Chavic on my drive.......
Been here since February....... no-ones asked for it back..... and actually......... (shhhhhh..... ) I quite like it!
Novel experience having a car that starts as soon as you turn the key.... squarts water at the windows AND wipes them! Has a heater that well.... HEATS! and stuff like that!
Remarkeable!
Are ALL cars like this nowadays?
Have I been driving Land-rovers toooooooo long?
 
hope you all ready for this, we got 56 coaches or there abouts 2 dimond ts and a antar oh yes and rover 75 and my rangey, and still no fecking money
 
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