ratty
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why change the habits of a lifetime????
Cos i'll pikey yer pikey mobile if yer touch me chips again.
Another lovely day out
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Cos i'll pikey yer pikey mobile if yer touch me chips again.
Pikey
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I kept squirting all over Robins rear end anorl. He kept having to wipe it orf
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ratty
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I kept squirting all over Robins rear end anorl. He kept having to wipe it orf
Did he return fire with the now infamous tubbycustard??
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I kept squirting all over Robins rear end anorl. He kept having to wipe it orf
too much information me thinks
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Pikey
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too much information me thinks
FFS me screen washer whatsit has snapped orf So the screen wash goes straight out across the bonnet. Unless ya doing about 30mph then it sprays back onto the screen
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FFS me screen washer whatsit has snapped orf So the screen wash goes straight out across the bonnet. Unless ya doing about 30mph then it sprays back onto the screen
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stood next to Robin I look like a chopstick
Yep.........................
..........................wooden
ratty
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FFS me screen washer whatsit has snapped orf So the screen wash goes straight out across the bonnet. Unless ya doing about 30mph then it sprays back onto the screen
It just happened to snap by accident did it?
So why are dorset police looking for a 'leprichaun driving a mobile blackboard' after allegations of said midget deliberately squirting women in white T-shirts?
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Pikey
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Yep.........................
..........................wooden
An one is fooking useless on it's own..
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It just happened to snap by accident did it?
So whay are dorset police looking for a 'leprichaun driving a mobile blackboard' after allegations of said midget deliberately squirting women in white T-shirts?
No comment ya onnor!!!
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Ratty braggin about his chopstick - he'll be mentioning tweezers next
i seem to recall somebody else mentioning tweesers today now what was that story !!!
ratty
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Ratty braggin about his chopstick - he'll be mentioning tweezers next
do you wanna borrow my microscope aswell as the tweezers.
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i seem to recall somebody else mentioning tweesers today now what was that story !!!
summit about thinking it was a pube til he ****ed outta it maybe?
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i seem to recall somebody else mentioning tweesers today now what was that story !!!
Blimey - you got Rattys problem anorl?
do you wanna borrow my microscope aswell as the tweezers.
At least you admit to owning one