And they call us Gaylanders!

The Cowshed said:

My shed is 11 years old, it'll still be hear in another 11 years!!

With its doors intact....

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My mobile hair salon is over 10yrs, good for many more yrs (with or without the doors)

Anyway, shed doors tend to rot, esp with those bolt-on prehistoric hinges

The Cowshed said:

Your 11am blue rinse failed to turn up?

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No, their defender Bender broke down.

What's a blue rinse anyway? Sounds vaguely gay...

The Cowshed said:

My shed is 11 years old, it'll still be hear in another 11 years!!

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Your shed can't hear.
It has no ears.

Learn to spell.

:amen:

Northern Irelander said:

Aren't there car valet places in London that spray on designer mud to X5's and other bling 4x4's??

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All covered in an owner tip's fred over ere: Defender 90 / 110 / 130 - Land Rover Zone

Just to please the trattor boys, here a clip showing they're right in making fun about Hippo's. Shows clearly it is handicapped, compared to other 4x4's, in difficult conditions, as you can see in Russia for example.

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpLx1pa6wBM&feature=related"]YouTube - ‪Land Rover Freelander VS Niva .mp4‬‏[/nomedia]