a noise just came from my c.....

vilguy · Sep 14, 2012

CATS ARSE!!

HA you werent expecting that were you!

and neither was i as i let her sleep on the sofa next to me with the laptop... till this god awful squelching sound came from her rump.

Free to good home... one persian cat.

ricc · Sep 15, 2012

guess you was lucky it was just sound......

ive had a stomach bug for a couple of days and would be overjoyed to be only getting sounds from me arse.

mundungus · Sep 15, 2012

Well, having not started my landy for a week or so, yesterday i popped the bonnet and found a fecking mouse sitting there looking at me. It was using the stuffing from the padded thing on the underside of the bonnet to make a nice bed on the heater box.

How would your cat like to live in my landy?

Brown · Sep 15, 2012

Yes indeed, our cat farts too. In fact most of our cats over the years have farted, but this one makes some pretty disgusting smells, some of which feel like they're taking the skin off the inside of your nose. Occasionally he looks really surprised when he's done it, too.

Spunka · Sep 15, 2012

Im new to the cat keeping game, WE have just got two, haven't herd them fart yet but if its owt like there **** "jesus" its worse than dog ****.
:5bpuke::5bpuke:

@@ron · Sep 15, 2012

when our cat was eating go cat every time he jumped he farted... changed to iams and he stopped.

RAGNAR BENSON · Sep 15, 2012

@@ron said:
when our cat was eating go cat every time he jumped he farted... changed to iams and he stopped.

I think the clue is probably in the name 'Go Cat', to be fair.

Like an afterburner for when it's scrambling to cover that last two feet to savage a ****ting squizzer in its yard.

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