4x4 Cow ?

Its official, Landys are not the only sworn enemy of the Rambler. Honest to god, theres a piece in my local paper concerning the complaint from a local rambler claiming that she was victimised by a grazing cow. The Rambler claims that she had done nothing untoward and that she had every right to walk this particular route (Yeah like the cow is clued up on R.O.W). Anyway, said rambler suffered minor injuries and trauma!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
She was quoted as saying that she thought she was going to die as the cow chased her.

So what happens now to keep these tossers happy ?

Cows under curfew ?
Fresians on suspended sentences ?

Perhaps it was the V8 emblem or the sniff my diff stickers on the cows arse that sparked it off.

Regards WP.

oh come n wesley, everyone knows that ramblers have more right to roam the countryside than farmers and animals. we have to make sure their right of way isnt blocked through the middle of our farmyard and we also have to put styles in our hedgerows for them to cross. dont get me started!

Eyup yd, sods law intitt.

Regards WP.

ramblers are full of BULL S--T

More P-C gone mad.

Floppy being flash?

I'd rather balance 2 than 8 and go laning with the rest of the day

Widget said:

Floppy being flash?

I'd rather balance 2 than 8 and go laning with the rest of the day

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get Webbers or Holleys - dont need balancing so often. Just need to carry a fire extinguisher!

only a V8 sounds like a - well V8!

Widgey don't undertsand Floppy

Gaylander V6 with 8 four barrel carbs wot sounds like a V8

Or is this your big racey brum brum we talking about?

I woz just sayin' nuffink sounds like a V8

paraphrasing - someone else " theres no beating cubic inches"

which idiot wud wanna put a v8 in a Hippo?



erm
me

Treev150 said:

yes i have a V8 with twin carbs on it!!!

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only 2 - gotta have 4 webbers at least (been here b4)

The Mad Hat Man said:

only 2 - gotta have 4 webbers at least (been here b4)

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i just realised the "at least" is a bit unnecessary aint it? - why wud yu want 5 or 6?

oi silly hat, you are beginning to type for the sake of it, calm down ffs

yella disco said:

oi silly hat, you are beginning to type for the sake of it, calm down ffs

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sorry Yellow, but I only take orders from the Master of the Universe! (or the wife)

The Mad Hat Man said:

sorry Yellow, but I only take orders from the Master of the Universe! (or the wife)

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Where's 'He Man' when you need him? Or failing that a good milliner?

actually i woz thinkin of Minge

where dyu get my piccy

I've heard it suggested that the cow sud be put down!

(and leave the farmers animals alone)

You talking ta yerself again Flopster?

cant be - yu answered