Need a laugh?

[wrxfifer]

lol

 

[ratty]

 

[ratty]

 

[gegs88]

nobody reported the scamming ****er to e bay yet? get his ad pulled and he loses money both ways

 

[Datatek]

go on data tell us you just tried to kill it lol

a whole can of fly spray:doh::doh::doh:

 

[Khryztal]

That engine is going to need one of them new fangled self inserting bowler hat liners.

 

[ratty]

That engine is going to need one of them new fangled self inserting bowler hat liners.

I got a special one here that you crumble into the header tank. It self builds in the engine. You gotta make sure you crumble it the right way up though cos you don't want the liner being built upside down. I'll let you have it for £25. It's made my a company called OXO. Very good make. Interested?

 

[Khryztal]

I prefer the ones made by Bisto. Much thicker

 

[Khryztal]

RangeRover classic DISTRIBUTOR,, on eBay (end time 20-Aug-09 17:31:17 BST)
I wonder if this guy is related to him.

 

[ratty]

I prefer the ones made by Bisto. Much thicker

Bisto are just cheap copies of the OXO ones. Bit like fitting ****part parts compared to genuine landrover.

 

[Khryztal]

I better not mention me shox then lol

 

[nathan5346]

can anything be done with a single point lpg system to improve mpg? been reading posts that suggest brass screws etc and 5% ignition advance

 

[hammy2909]

Reluctant to sell due to a slipped liner, which can be purchased on e-bay for around £45.00, but will need fitting!

Why would I want to buy a slipped liner? At 45 quid he can fook right off.

 

[nathan5346]

Why would I want to buy a slipped liner? At 45 quid he can fook right off.

Lol, most people get slipped liners for **** all

 

[ratty]

can anything be done with a single point lpg system to improve mpg? been reading posts that suggest brass screws etc and 5% ignition advance

Fit the brass screw into the valve on the LPG system. This will restrict the flow of the lpg escaping from the tank thus making it last longer. Not driving the vehicle also helps preserve fuel.

The 5% advance you are on about is the deposit required to be transfered to my account prior to the full instructions being emailed to you. That will be 5% of £1000000000000000000000000000000000000.

 

[nathan5346]

Ya tw@, shudve expect summat like that

 

[ratty]

Ya tw@, shudve expect summat like that

Is it cos I is Nigerian?

 

[gemsdad]

Is it cos I is Nigerian?

no it's cos yer a cheeky cnut.

 

[ratty]

no it's cos yer a cheeky cnut.

Evening ya old fart.

 

[wrxfifer]

just got a reply from the ebay guy saying
it was a steal at that price sorry its been sold
lucky hime eh