I'm going to be in trouble !!!!!!!!

[Heavy Breather]

yu got 10 mins to get it all done!:behindsofa:

Think i can hear the pub calling, get ratted and i wont feel the pain op2:op2:

 

[Dirty Gertie]

Ah, are you holding the Dyson handle straight up? It doesn't suck from underneath til you cock the handle back!

 

[Heavy Breather]

Ah, are you holding the Dyson handle straight up? It doesn't suck from underneath til you cock the handle back!

Oh yes i've cocked my handle done the hall with the wand and hope she wont notice every where else............to late now anyway, if there's life after death i'll be back on here shortly:angel:

 

[gemsdad]

Oh yes i've cocked my handle done the hall with the wand and hope she wont notice every where else............to late now anyway, if there's life after death i'll be back on here shortly:angel:

not if she reads the bit about sucking,(not like the wife),

 

[Heavy Breather]

she might see it, she's on here as well sometimes. OOPS

 

[gemsdad]

she might see it, she's on here as well sometimes. OOPS

ohhhhh ****,:doh::doh::doh:

 

[Heavy Breather]

As long as no one on here can vouch for it!!! (is that spelt right?)

She's not home yet, think i'll cut the grass while its not raining, its only a foot high!!!!!!!!!

 

[gemsdad]

only a foot,leave it till it gets long if i were you.

 

[Heavy Breather]

dug 2 trenches in it 3 weeks ago, the soil from there is all over the lawn so its a bit lumpy anyway, the grass seems to be hiding the lumps

 

[gemsdad]

same as my back lawn,i have got to have some land drains put in it as the ground is bloody water logged all the time.just got to find someone to do it now.

 

[Heavy Breather]

So much to do so little time, work inside the house or inside? or stay on this puter till she gets home and say MY BACKS GONE AGAIN (always a good one)

 

[Heavy Breather]

one of those insides should have been an outside !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gemsdad]

So much to do so little time, work inside the house or inside? or stay on this puter till she gets home and say MY BACKS GONE AGAIN (always a good one)

oh no yer dont mate,thats my trouble,only one allowed on ere.

 

[Heavy Breather]

just cut the grass with the hover and found the hiding frog, will they never learn?:mil74:

 

[Heavy Breather]

oh no yer dont mate,thats my trouble,only one allowed on ere.

Had my back longer so there

 

[gemsdad]

Had my back longer so there

i bet you have not.

 

[Heavy Breather]

i bet you have not.

Had my back all my life mate, never been without it

How the hell do i get my pics on here?????????

 

[Medusa]

Here your not my other half, are you?

Is this why our renovation project is taking so long?

Is your name Darren?????

ound:

 

[Heavy Breather]

Nah to old to be a darren, to young to be an arthur tho

 

[gemsdad]

Had my back all my life mate, never been without it

How the hell do i get my pics on here?????????

you have not had your back as long as i,ve had my back though. dunno about the pics.:doh: