I'm going to be in trouble !!!!!!!!

Heavy Breather · Jul 24, 2009

This site is way to addictive, we've got people coming for the weekend, i'm off so the missus has left a list off jobs for me BUT i'm on here instead of hoovering, i don't think she'll batter me till friends have gone tho

ratty · Jul 24, 2009

Heavy Breather said:
This site is way to addictive, we've got people coming for the weekend, i'm off so the missus has left a list off jobs for me BUT i'm on here instead of hoovering, i don't think she'll batter me till friends have gone tho

Tell her there was a power cut.

Heavy Breather · Jul 24, 2009

too many clocks to reset, i was gonna run round with the hoover but it needs emptying

ratty · Jul 24, 2009

Heavy Breather said:
too many clocks to reset, i was gonna run round with the hoover but it needs emptying

Read what you just posted again.:doh::doh::doh:

The reason that you dint do the vacuuming is cos there was a power cut and you spent he rest of the afternoon sorting out the clocks.

Sirus · Jul 24, 2009

Take the fuse out of the plug and tell her the hoovers broke

666 george · Jul 24, 2009

Tell her you can't be asked !
Put her in her place !

Yes dear, ok dear !

Dent · Jul 24, 2009

My missus asked me to wash up while she was out, but I had a job to do on the disco, so I hid the washing up in the oven

, it hit the fan when she came to cook tea though.

Heavy Breather · Jul 24, 2009

Dent said:
My missus asked me to wash up while she was out, but I had a job to do on the disco, so I hid the washing up in the oven , it hit the fan when she came to cook tea though.

Tried the washer once for that, had to use paper plates afterwards

Heavy Breather · Jul 24, 2009

OK my bottles gone, tried the hoover and it really ain't workin and you know she won't believe me, its one of them dyson things and it won't suck (unlike the missus), the wand sucks but i can't do the whole house with a 2"" nozzle, WHATS WRONG WITH THE F---ING THING???????????????

Sirus · Jul 24, 2009

Empty it.....and your filters is probably clogged....or ya pipe from the brushes to the canister

Dirty Gertie · Jul 24, 2009

yep, empty it; Dysons lose their suck when full!!

Heavy Breather · Jul 24, 2009

filters are always clogged, our house is a renovation proj, but it sucks on the nozzle??????? PS THANKS, just rehung a door and it won't shut, it has been out in the rain for a week tho......................

Heavy Breather · Jul 24, 2009

emptied it!!!!!!!! arse is twiching now, she's due home in 20 mins, got the grass to cut and its ****ing down, BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heavy Breather · Jul 24, 2009

Erm do you think i was supposed to bring the washing in??????????

landybird · Jul 24, 2009

pmsl are you still alive??
if it's a dyson of course it don't work, biggest bunch of crap going!! and i'm a cleaner so i know these things

goonarmy · Jul 24, 2009

heavy breather said:
ok my bottles gone, tried the hoover and it really ain't workin and you know she won't believe me, its one of them dyson things and it won't suck (unlike the missus), the wand sucks but i can't do the whole house with a 2"" nozzle, whats wrong with the f---ing thing???????????????

hgf

Trewey · Jul 24, 2009

get a henry

Heavy Breather · Jul 24, 2009

Our 3rd in 12 months, its all the brick and plaster dust apparently

The Mad Hat Man · Jul 24, 2009

yu got 10 mins to get it all done!

:behindsofa:

Heavy Breather · Jul 24, 2009

Treworgey 90 said:
get a henry

SHE HAS SUGGESTED GETTING ANOTHER BLOKE IN, AS LONG AS THIS hENRY IS'NT AS GOOD AS ME !!! CAN'T SEE HOW IT;LL HELP WITH THE DYSON THO??????????

I'm going to be in trouble !!!!!!!!

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