Today's morning mission

[bustersbus]

by the way buster, how come your injun bay looks like that and mine is covered in a thick slurry of black oil! my overalls were marginally cleanish when I started! Now they're fooked. I've got serious oil leakage all over the fookin place lmao

Dunno nellie... just lucky ah guess

Ah'm off out wi' the dug now, catch ye's in a bit

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

the next stage in yo edification is to strip the starter motor, wash it in petrol to get rid of the carbon dust, clean up the commutator with a ground down hacksaw blade and check the brushes - luvverlee job, tha .

 

[oil dripper]

av yer tried usin jump leads direct to the starter from the battery just to eliminate dodgy connections anywhere

 

[iannotts]

nelly the battery from your 1.4 petrol nissan hasn't got enough bolix to turn ya 2.5 diesel ove, its not all about volts you need amps, cranking power

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

no i aint, where should I connect the positive? I assume the negative can go on the earth strap bolt ont he front of the starter, but where the positive?

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

av yer tried usin jump leads direct to the starter from the battery just to eliminate dodgy connections anywhere

dont be silly - jump leads - Nelly thinks that a contact site fur gurlees.

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

nelly the battery from your 1.4 petrol nissan hasn't got enough bolix to turn ya 2.5 diesel ove, its not all about volts you need amps, cranking power

I've turnt it over on that before now! Mind you I did have it running before. And to be fair, I'm fairly certain it's not compressing at 21:1 haha

 

[iannotts]

the next stage in yo edification is to strip the starter motor, wash it in petrol to get rid of the carbon dust, clean up the commutator with a ground down hacksaw blade and check the brushes - luvverlee job, tha .

eek nelly and petrol, we know he is like for fires

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

eek nelly and petrol, we know he is like for fires

quiet you

 

[iannotts]

nope :d

 

[oil dripper]

no i aint, where should I connect the positive? I assume the negative can go on the earth strap bolt ont he front of the starter, but where the positive?

tint hard to werk that out is it if yer nose where the earthy bit goes to,the rest must be.......................................

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

I didnt know if yer meant to bypass the sollynoyd

 

[iannotts]

snigger

 

[iannotts]

Full step by step guide on how to fix it

 

[Sirus]

spoilsport

 

[Sirus]

ere ian......take a picture of the back of your rear wiper switch

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

nob lol

 

[iannotts]

tis a after market one si, you just need an on/off mate

 

[oil dripper]

Full step by step guide on how to fix it

nasty bastid

 

[Sirus]

Does anyone in this place have a normal fookin switch ......