Well , Haloa.

[ELVIS]

well haloa , im elvis , cheese burger baby.

 

[ELVIS]

and ah woud just like ta say ah few words.

anothah cheeseburgerbaby.
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[yella]

yer fat drug addled waster

 

[ELVIS]

ah thats noht a nice thing ta say to the king baby.

 

[yella]

**** off



hows that

 

[defenderdavie]

yer fat drug addled waster

at least e kin sing

 

[yella]

well lets be fookin honest, he wernt that fookin good, otherwise there wouldnt be so ****in many elvis impersonators

 

[ELVIS]

ah can sing out mah arse hole better than yeller kahn sing out his pie hole, mmm pies.

 

[yella]

ah can sing out mah arse hole better than yeller kahn sing out his pie hole, mmm pies.

well thats no mean ****ing feat now is it

 

[ELVIS]

yeah , tis when your ah ****tin in your pants at the time.
anyhows , ah dont care cos im the king baby.

 

[yella]

yeah, and this is the ****ing internet you sad ****er

 

[ELVIS]

ah take it yer not ah fahn of mah stuff then yeller?

 

[defenderdavie]

yeah , tis when your ah ****tin in your pants at the time.
anyhows , ah dont care cos im the king baby.

when the feck did this become lz toilet fetish forum ffs yer aint mentioned a landy in one o yer posts yet

 

[yella]

if by your stuff, you are reffering to pretending to be a fat dead drug addicted has been then no, if howevr, you are reffering to elvis' music then i can only say its bearable. i have 2 small children that like to play "lets pretend", which i can acept, but for a supposedly grown man to pretend on the internet i find it quite sad.

 

[ELVIS]

when the feck did this become lz toilet fetish forum ffs yer aint mentioned a landy in one o yer posts yet

ah thought this was ahn elvis thorum?

ah drive ah rangerover vogue baby.
ah needf ah big car on account of me bein a fat arsed cheeseburger munchin superstar baby.
ahn ive got big hair to.

 

[Sirus]

If this were someone who already had an account they would be finding themselves banned pretty soon

 

[yella]

both accounts or just the one???

 

[Sirus]

dunno, they may not like being who they were before and prefer being Elvis

 

[yella]

oooh nobbers in trubble

 

[ELVIS]

ah had mah cover blown baby.

ah only wahnted tah be ah king for ah day.

ahn have ahcheeseburgerbaby on the toilet.