I would just like to say

[Dippypud]

Get it X-rayed. Probably pulled a ligament off a bone. Did that in my arm some years ago.

That hurts that does ...

 

[Stone56]

Not just in one puff shirly, that'd make you right poorly.

Iffin not deaded..

I shouldsay that's the reason for the raids

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Bought local papers to catch up. They do have national news too. I won't bore you with how their gubmint is thinking of milking 500k pensioners.
More importantly, they said that the Frog rugger team is down 3 good players for the final at Twickers against ENGLAND!!!!
Shock horror, have we really got to a final?

You can tell I no longer follow it.

I have a bad habit of jinxing teams by watching them. For the world cup final with Johnny Watsisname my colleagues made me swear not to watch it,so I didn't!!!!!
Good thing!!

 

[Stone56]

@Stanleysteamer where have you hidden the corkscrew

 

[Dippypud]

@Stanleysteamer where have you hidden the corkscrew

2nd drawer, under the pantry unit on the right

 

[Wimblowdriver]

@Stanleysteamer where have you hidden the corkscrew

What kind of a party goer are you?? Turning up with the wrong spanners. Don't worry I'll be there before midnight, fully equipped.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

2nd drawer, under the pantry unit on the right

The problem with that would be finding the pantry unit!!
No secret, it is in the top wine basket in the right hand tall cupboard in the utility room, though inferior ones are to be found in the top drawer next to the fridge-freezer.
I doubt you will want to decant any reds, although it would be advisable, there are jugs in the cupboard under the same worktop as said drawer!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Now, nobody ask me where I have hidden my "Jodie's"!!!!!
Don't keep 'em, since my Vassaidtome!!!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

... And Kev, the keys and V5c for the V8 are......










over here with us!!!! Wouldn't want a burglar diving off in it!!!

 

[Wimblowdriver]

... And Kev, the keys and V5c for the V8 are......










over here with us!!!! Wouldn't want a burglar diving off in it!!!

Kev left early, with a disco on his trailer.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Kev left early, with a disco on his trailer.

He's nippy on his dodgy pins!!

 

[kevstar]

Get it X-rayed. Probably pulled a ligament off a bone. Did that in my arm some years ago.

How do they fix that.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

@Stanleysteamer where have you hidden the corkscrew

Talking of missing corkscrews, I have seen, and done, a variety of ways of removing a cork without one.
The3worst6,by far, being to push the cork back into the bottle. It tends to go suddenly which is then followed by a fountain of wine going over the perp. Plus the cork then acts like a part time stop valve!
Two knives or even one sharp one will do it. Lots of other ways but the most surprising is to fold up a tea towel, hold it over the bottom of the bottle then bang the bottom of the bottle against a solid wall. Slowly the wine sloshing back and forth eases it out.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Niteorl!!

 

[kevstar]

... And Kev, the keys and V5c for the V8 are......










over here with us!!!! Wouldn't want a burglar diving off in it!!!

Look at yer V5 it states....not proof of ownership

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Look at yer V5 it states....not proof of ownership

But kind of handy when wanting to change it!!

 

[kevstar]

Now, nobody ask me where I have hidden my "Jodie's"!!!!!

Ok wont ask.

 

[kevstar]

But kind of handy when wanting to change it!!

20 quid for a replacement, & a small payment to the post office to redirect yer mail to me

 

[kevstar]

Talking of missing corkscrews, I have seen, and done, a variety of ways of removing a cork without one.
The3worst6,by far, being to push the cork back into the bottle. It tends to go suddenly which is then followed by a fountain of wine going over the perp. Plus the cork then acts like a part time stop valve!
Two knives or even one sharp one will do it. Lots of other ways but the most surprising is to fold up a tea towel, hold it over the bottom of the bottle then bang the bottom of the bottle against a solid wall. Slowly the wine sloshing back and forth eases it out.

Using a cordless drill isnt up there then.

 

[kevstar]

Council been this morning to re hang my bathroom door because bathroom fitters couldn't get it right after trying twice.
Third attempt by proffesional is pretty good dont you think ?
Just have to laugh and go an get a new door and hang it myself, given up

Thats shocking tbh. Ive seen apprentices hang a door better than that.