I would just like to say

[Stanleysteamer]

More like the wrappers are there but the contents are gone.

Or as we say darn sarff, "All the lights are on but nobodiy's at home!"

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Maybe that's why I get pecked by seagulls on the sea front at Aberystwyth. I thought they were just after my chips. But maybe they're making a more subtle existential statement about my existence.

Nah mate, they're just after yer cheeps!
Wot you doin at Aberwristwatch anyways?

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Can you imaging @kevstar dressing up in pink…

Flipping LOL!!!!!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Reminds me of the guy who stuck a feather in his hat and called it Macaroni!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Stop paying rent then see how fast you get it done

That would work.
Once moved into a flat in Lunnen with some mates. There was an acroprop holiding up the ceiling in an otherwise very nice place.
In fact there was F all wrong with it, but it had had some water entry at some point from the flat above.
We went on rent strike and the owner flew in from Jersey in his astrakhan coat!
Edit and I cant be flipped to correct the tuypos as I am outside too much good frog wine.
Off tomoz to Barff for the free lunch and a bit o Gilbert and Sullivan, I think.
sleep tite, don't let the angels bite!

 

[Hippo]

 

[Hippo]

Towing a spare fer when it breaks down.

 

[Hippo]

 

[Hippo]

With way things are going it seems increasingly there is a bit of tech discrimination with companies assuming everyone has the ability to operate tech or owns it which is massively arrogant of them.
Also what if people are not tech literate they should not be left out just becaus eits is easier for the companies or organisations.

Yer but no but they is handy when oot and about and feel the sudden need to go to wix. Yer can check if they is still open and have fings in stock.

 

[Dippypud]

Morning all ...

Colder oot t'day

 

[WhiskyLassie]

Morning all ...

Colder oot t'day

Morning Dips, that you back home in the warm?

 

[Dippypud]

Morning Dips, that you back home in the warm?

Yup, sorted Dad, back home to Granddaughter who stayed overnight with her Mum ...

Well Mum went to a pals birthday party ... and munchkin and I had fun ..

 

[Hippo]

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Surveyor been, plasterer not getting paid for the terrible job and it's being done again.
He took some photos and promised to get it all sorted. ...Been here before....... twice ,,
Not holding my breath

Me and edgar could pop round and sort it.

 

[Propman]

Morning all,

Happy Saturday to you, enjoy your day.

 

[Hippo]

Suffering from low volumes of mail due to competition, Surely the deliveries should be quicker if there's less mail to sort and deliver ??

Tis too expensive to operate under their mandate. They need to reduce delivery days like other countries have.

 

[Hippo]

I was gonna insult tratters but thought @Hippo will be along soon and that's his job

We all know tratters are a shed ont wheels.

 

[WhiskyLassie]

Yup, sorted Dad, back home to Granddaughter who stayed overnight with her Mum ...

Well Mum went to a pals birthday party ... and munchkin and I had fun ..

That's brilliant to hear. Scraped the car this morning to go see the swans and ducks. Did you two get up to much trouble?

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Off tomoz to Barff for the free lunch and a bit o Gilbert and Sullivan, I think.

Bet it's this one -----

(if you're over 60 you'll know who it is)

 

[Wimblowdriver]

We all know tratters are a shed ont wheels.

If it stays dry today I might clean me shed out

 

[Propman]

If it stays dry today I might clean me shed out

Is that a euphemism?