I would just like to say

[Stanleysteamer]

You uncultured swine! Obviously never ventured into Waitrose and seen them

(Once upon a very long time ago, you could get a Martini in an aerosol. According to Tomorrow's World. )
I get the humour of this, but...

Having been an old skool cocktail barman back in 1972/3 I cannot imagine not making my own cocktails. So "Gin'n'Tonic " in a tin is an anathema to me. Like a "ready meal".
Sorry, just the way I am.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

It was an Airfix-Kit car I reckon.

Nope it was aJeep replica, I'll try and remember the make, or Google it, of course. We had one or two in my club. Escort based I think, Jago jeep maybe.

Can't find the actual one on the web, (In the one I saw they did it to music and drove it off the set. It was some programme where people had to do stuff in under 3 minutes. Some challenges were a fail.) It was years ago, no one would use a Mk1 or 2 Escort for this nowadays!

But here some army peeps do it in under 2 1/2 minutes.

 

[Propman]

Good morning, my lubbly jubblies.

I trust all are well and slept like babies.

 

[My Old Landy]

Morning all

 

[WhiskyLassie]

Good morning, my lubbly jubblies.

I trust all are well and slept like babies.

Slept ok til half 4 then snoozed til my alarm.
Feeling ready for the day I think.

 

[Propman]

Slept ok til half 4 then snoozed til my alarm.
Feeling ready for the day I think.

Well, have a good one.

 

[WhiskyLassie]

Well, have a good one.

I have coffee and pizza to keep me going

 

[doriz]

Marning, nuvver day of work to endure. Wish me licks.

 

[Hippo]

Bad habit

At least he's not oot late mugging peeps like uvva wild animals.

 

[Turktowner]

I bet he don't remember where

Yep, i think they buries hunnerds but forgets where many are.
Thereby doin the parent trees a favour

 

[Hippo]

Reckon he's stashin em someplace?

Yep. He eats some and runs oft wiv uvvas in his mouth. We is making feinds so eye is happy wiv that.

 

[DanClarke]

Good morning, my lubbly jubblies.

I trust all are well and slept like babies.

Well enough thanks!
I did try to sleep like a baby, but the wife wasn't having any of it (so neither did I).

 

[DanClarke]

Morning All.
Another day to be savoured.
There's sadly lots who went to bed last night and didn't wake up this morning.
Have a great day!

 

[Hippo]

I have gone back to it to discover that the new sub doesn't start for a bit.
Would you please be so kind as to tell me which is the best way of signing up cheaply for a simple one, that covers one or two machines? I do already have it on my mobile.
Once I have that info I'll get AVG on and cancel the other one.
TIA
Stan

10 devices for 2 years. Wuked for me.

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[Hippo]

Me washing machine only ever wuks wiv cold water. Eye leaves the powder draw and door open after use. Mine hassa pipe to drain oot the water, near the filter removal bit. Mine dun't smell burreye does have a small amount of black on the bottom of the door rubber and powder tray. Will be removed soon.

 

[Hippo]

Eye want to make meself an 8x4 foot nooker table. Eye will mount this on top of a big wuk bench. What wood should eye buy to use for the bed? 8x4 sheet of 18mm ply or mdf? Both from wix.

Edit: eye is wondering which one will stay straight the longest and not bow.

 

[landowner]

Mornin,
Up and about with no plans today
Need to do a service on me camper so maybe do that
Stay safe all

 

[kermit_rr]

Eye want to make meself an 8x4 foot nooker table. Eye will mount this on top of a big wuk bench. What wood should eye buy to use for the bed? 8x4 sheet of 18mm ply or mdf? Both from wix.

Edit: eye is wondering which one will stay straight the longest and not bow.

out of the 2 i'd say MDF, brace it well underneath so it doesnt bend too much. when you put the baize on, you need to stretch it
ply is too uneven to start with

 

[kermit_rr]

Eye want to make meself an 8x4 foot nooker table. Eye will mount this on top of a big wuk bench. What wood should eye buy to use for the bed? 8x4 sheet of 18mm ply or mdf? Both from wix.

Edit: eye is wondering which one will stay straight the longest and not bow.

 

[derwendolly]

Yep. He eats some and runs oft wiv uvvas in his mouth. We is making feinds so eye is happy wiv that.

Till next season when they all start to germinate! Most will be well hidden making it difficult to keep up with their removal before your garden is inundated with little trees which, by the time you find them, have mostly developed LONG roots!

This year I had to remove hundreds - and I do mean hundreds - of oak saplings.