I would just like to say

[kevstar]

Battery died in the Daimler earlier, parked up to post a letter and just wouldn't start only 3mi from home so might as well walk home get a jump pack etc etc..
So I lock her and go on my merry way....

Get home and get my jump pack out of my shed, all is well I thought so back to the car and I rummage through my pockets to get my keys however there is an issue.......................

Guess who left his keys on the bench in the workshop?

sooooooooo back I go people in the houses I'm walking past are giving me a funny look, 3rd time is the charm right!

Keys are now where they should be in the ignition however she gives a half hearted rumble from the starter motor, and it does sound like she isn't going to go however after the 3rd go she roared into life

Can't say what I would of done if she hadn't!

I should note there was a small crowd gathering as the 17ft barge was giving me grief!

9mi of walking, bloody knackered!!!!

Sorry mate thats a pizzer, I did feel sorry for you...for a minute haha very sorry but its that funny

Haha still laughing my bad

 

[Henry_b]

Sorry mate thats a pizzer, I did feel sorry for you...for a minute haha very sorry but its that funny

Haha still laughing my bad

Thanks Kev!

I laugh now thinking about it!

 

[Hippo]

Did you remove the foil tray?

Yes. Some microwaves dunt care about mettul but eye int riskin it.

 

[Hippo]

I’m looking at Discovery 2 do I need a serious chat?

Have yer gorra welder?

 

[Hippo]

My phone is mental, when it's dark, you have to turn auto brightness off so you can manually set the minimum. When it's low light, it will auto set the brightness to minimum so you have to adjust it up
I hate stupid tech

Yer can settum ter self adjust fer the light levul. Well yer can ont my fone.

 

[Hippo]

Off ter sheep now
nite

 

[Dippypud]

Morning all, bins, out, cats fed and cuppa brewed ...

 

[Turktowner]

Thank gosh is Friday

 

[kermit_rr]

Yer can settum ter self adjust fer the light levul. Well yer can ont my fone.

Tis worra sed tis that wot dunna werk

 

[kevstar]

Thanks Kev!

I laugh now thinking about it!

Ive done loads of stupid things over the years even getting up & ready going to work and the gates are locked cause its Sunday Oooppps haha

 

[kevstar]

Morning all tis a nice dry start to the day, this is to be the warmest day for a week
im going to do the rest of the fibre glassing on the balcony. I do like the smell of
resin in the morning.

Have a good day peeps.

 

[kevstar]

Fkn great tw@tthead has just called to say his clutch has went on his van he wont be coming to work.
All he needs is a hammer to put nails in slates ffs.

 

[Turktowner]

Tis worra sed tis that wot dunna werk

Ever set the screen brightness to zero by accident, then thought your fone was foooked?

 

[kermit_rr]

Ever set the screen brightness to zero by accident, then thought your fone was foooked?

No it's not possible on mine

 

[derwendolly]

Dry but very cloudy. Yesterday turned out nice so perhaps the same will happen today.
It's Friday so have a good day to finish off the week.
Just had my attention drawn to the fact that it is only THURSDAY

 

[kermit_rr]

In the office today so that's why it's nice n sunny out

 

[doriz]

Just had a flounce - nothing in for breakfast. Last resort toast and bovril. Got all the constituents out, toasted the bread and it popped up covered in mould. Now I’m sulking.

 

[Wimblowdriver]

It's Friday so have a good day to finish off the week.

Looks like I overslept again

 

[DanClarke]

....that I am returned early.
The trip was a bit of an embarrassment for me TBH.
First day was a rained-off washout, yesterday was great and we set off to cycle int oSt. Ives and from there along the cycle path alongside the guided bus-route towards Cambridge.
Awful! I was struggling to get any appreciable speed up and where I have normally been able to bimble along in the sunshine at a happy 10MPH I was struggling to make 7 on the flat.
When a gentle hill was encountered the speed dropped to stupid figures and my right knee began to complain.
At the end of the day and after 35 miles cycled the right knee was clicking on every turn of the cranks and the "click" was detectable by placing my hand on that knee.
So we decided to cancel today's "fun" and go home a day early.
Hello folks, It is nice to be back with you again.

 

[derwendolly]

....that I am returned early.
The trip was a bit of an embarrassment for me TBH.
First day was a rained-off washout, yesterday was great and we set off to cycle int oSt. Ives and from there along the cycle path alongside the guided bus-route towards Cambridge.
Awful! I was struggling to get any appreciable speed up and where I have normally been able to bimble along in the sunshine at a happy 10MPH I was struggling to make 7 on the flat.
When a gentle hill was encountered the speed dropped to stupid figures and my right knee began to complain.
At the end of the day and after 35 miles cycled the right knee was clicking on every turn of the cranks and the "click" was detectable by placing my hand on that knee.
So we decided to cancel today's "fun" and go home a day early.
Hello folks, It is nice to be back with you again.

That is disappointing for you but it is better to admit defeat gracefully than struggle on and end up in an even worse state. There's always another day.