The offacial LZ Lift & Shift Thread

[Pikey]

Seeing as I'm always buying ****e off Fleabay/other forums etc etc. I thought we could have an offacial lift & shift thread for peeps wot want stuff collecting. And if we're lucky one of the lazy fooking bastidministraturs will make it a sticky Un every fooker can use it.

So me 1st

Autohaven Tent & hi-lift mounting thingy from west midlands
Jackall hi-lifty thing frum Bristol
Set of 4 RR alloys & tyres from Lyme Regis. (urgent as he wants em gone ASAP)

They all need to find their way North. Prefferably to Hull. But I realise that Hull is somewhere you only go if you have to. So anywhere close will do. If some one could collect the wheels and hangon to em, while I organise transport. That would be great as the guy wants em collecting as soon as possible.

 

[slob]

collecting of old used pants.; free to collector

 

[Pikey]

collecting of old used pants.; free to collector

Oi yer fick twot this is for stuff wot yer already bought We've allready got a forsale/wanted section stick the fookers in there. Ah dint wont em smelling the place out. I'm gonna be using this place loads.

 

[slob]

well ave already bought em, they just wint old and used when a bought em

 

[Pikey]

Caravan/trailer krooklock wheel clamp in Gloucester needs ter come up narf anorl.

 

[accywingy]

I'm pretty sure we could have a sub forum for this if you want. Would we be happy with it being called lift and shift or does someone have a better suggestion??
Why do i already know i'm gonna regret asking that?

 

[Trewey]

Call it the LZ Courier Service Section.

Can yer fix the gallery first please?

 

[accywingy]

oh no not the gallery!! i'm afraid the gallery is major sugery and i'm waiting for the man who knows how. Apparently if i try i might just kill the whole site. think i would rather do without pics for a while longer than be the most hated man in landy world.

 

[chris_mack]

oh dear

 

[Trewey]

think i would rather do without pics for a while longer than be the most hated man in landy world.

nah, thas one title you'll never get from ming.

 

[Pikey]

LZ courier service sounds good ta me. better than snatch & fetch which is wot I was gunna call the thread.

 

[ratty]

Would we be happy with it being called lift and shift or does someone have a better suggestion??
Why do i already know i'm gonna regret asking that?

How about calling it pikey's haulage company

 

[Martin300TDi]

Pikey's pick up service?? The Redhand Return?? Redhand Recovery??

Or what about.....Deliverance?!?!? (He can spot a Redneck when he sees wun!!)

 

[bustersbus]

Ah'm with Trewy and Pikey on that one

 

[landy10]

Caravan/trailer krooklock wheel clamp in Gloucester needs ter come up narf anorl.

Is that wiff or wiffout the van?

 

[doobie]

ace idea, if anyone see's a wee ned in a toyota starlet looking lost or broken down can you shift him as far norf as yer going, my wee bro bought said toyota from soothampton and is driving it back to the norf east of scotchland the noo.......... the car should be wee enough to fit in the back o yer landy

 

[Pikey]

Is that wiff or wiffout the van?

Wiffout. But iss fer sale if yer want it. only £15 + whatever it costs ter get it to yer.

 

[Pikey]

ace idea, if anyone see's a wee ned in a toyota starlet looking lost or broken down can you shift him as far norf as yer going, my wee bro bought said toyota from soothampton and is driving it back to the norf east of scotchland the noo.......... the car should be wee enough to fit in the back o yer landy

FFS divert him ter Lyme Regis he can strap me wheels onto the roof ov his noo brumbrum.

 

[HybridGirl]

FFS divert him ter Lyme Regis he can strap me wheels onto the roof ov his noo HB Patented Yarksheeeeer Puddin.

Aye good plan.

 

[doobie]

FFS divert him ter Lyme Regis he can strap me wheels onto the roof ov his noo brumbrum.

yer wheels'll probably weigh more than the motor! and im betting he's already broken down!