I would just like to say

[Hicap phill]

Good evening.
It’s dry.....
I’m somewhere between Cardiff & Hereford.
Nope I have not seen any signs

 

[Hicap phill]

@derwendolly you could rent out the caravan to @My Old Landy
Or charge him to stop in your garden
Double bonus

 

[derwendolly]

@derwendolly you could rent out the caravan to @My Old Landy
Or charge him to stop in your garden
Double bonus

 

[Wimblowdriver]

@derwendolly you could rent out the caravan to @My Old Landy
Or charge him to stop in your garden
Double bonus

Or pay HIM to go somewhere else

 

[kevstar]

I have sold my house now the fun begins!

Nice..... happy wee day today then super news

 

[Hicap phill]

Or pay HIM to go somewhere else

Ooo just had a thought....
Someone is laying a large slab of concrete.
The caravan would be level

 

[DanClarke]

Good evening.
It’s dry.....
I’m somewhere between Cardiff & Hereford.
Nope I have not seen any signs

Signs of?
The second coming?
Covid-19?
UN Troops?

 

[My Old Landy]

Ooo just had a thought....
Someone is laying a large slab of concrete.
The caravan would be level

Not with me in it, I would have to be under the concrete

 

[kevstar]

fink ther mite be a problum.
I triyd to tag kevstar a wile bak an it woodnt change color!

Wot fur lad..

 

[doriz]

Completely phooked - rendered a whole gable in this heat, must be stupid. Where is my hand cream

 

[kevstar]

I've got one of those on the end of each arm

Wot end

 

[kevstar]

Completely phooked - rendered a whole gable in this heat, must be stupid. Where is my hand cream

Got a wee rendering job if you want it, well... two drive way walls aboot 3ft high an 100ft long
no more than a mornings work

 

[kevstar]

A mate of mine and I once saw a prog where a pilot of small aircraft said that if you stuck your hand out of the window into the slipstream, palm foremost with fingers closed, like you were cupping a wimmins threepenny, it actually felt just like it. and the faster you flew the bigger the boob felt. So we used to walk down the street or sit in a pub eyeing up the wiiminfolk and say to each other "60 knot, that one, eh?" "No, more like 80". Peeps had no idea what we were on about.

So next time you are motoring on a bit, open the window and try it. You'll love it!"

knot-ty boy lol

 

[derwendolly]

Not with me in it, I would have to be under the concrete

It's amazing what hydrolic (sp?) levelling can do.

 

[doriz]

Got a wee rendering job if you want it, well... two drive way walls aboot 3ft high an 100ft long
no more than a mornings work

50p a mile and I’m in?

 

[Shimsteriom]

50p a mile and I’m in?

But they're only a hundred feet long.

 

[kevstar]

50p a mile and I’m in?

Feck... ive just subbed it oot to my mates cuz Dint fink youd want it lol
Ye can come an do ma garage when/if I ever get it through planning needs white chips fired on to it.

 

[kevstar]

But they're only a hundred feet long.

Cracking answer haha belter

 

[doriz]

Feck... ive just subbed it oot to my mates cuz Dint fink youd want it lol
Ye can come an do ma garage when/if I ever get it through planning needs white chips fired on to it.

Pebble slash with white flint?

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Wot end

The ends that might get me arrested