I would just like to say

[Hippo]

But it’s safer to peel a narna than an orange

Yer but no but it brings back memories of being a little hippo when eating an orange. Memories of childhood and what eye was finking back then. Like what work eye would do and what life would be like when eye were older. Eye wanted us to own our own ouse and have a land rover. Eye now has both now.

 

[Shimsteriom]

Morning all.
Was rudely awoken this morning by an ungodly heavy rain shower, it sounded like someone was throwing gravel at the bedroom windows.

 

[My Old Landy]

Morning all.
Was rudely awoken this morning by an ungodly heavy rain shower, it sounded like someone was throwing gravel at the bedroom windows.

Sorry mate, I saw the gravel and your windows, I just couldn't help myself

 

[Hippo]

Me new sim card be 20 sovs discounted ter 18. Paid for ont me credit card each month. Each sov spent ont me credit card gives me one point. 2 points is 1p oft me choppin. So each month eye gerra 9p bonus ter spend int me choppin using me points. Guess what eye be gerrin wiv me 9p each month?

 

[Shimsteriom]

Guess what eye be gerrin wiv me 9p each month?

Half an orange?

 

[Hippo]

Half an orange?

Try again

 

[Hicap phill]

Try again

2 satsumas ?

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Guess what eye be gerrin wiv me 9p each month?

A one owner low miles FL?

 

[Hicap phill]

A one owner low miles FL?

And you may get change as a bonus

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Nearly there

 

[Hippo]

2 satsumas ?

Nope try again

 

[Hippo]

A one owner low miles FL?

Nope try again

 

[Hippo]

Nearly where?

Post 33,333

 

[Hippo]

Gorrit

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Nearly where?

33333

 

[Hippo]

Nearly where?

Ooo nice

 

[DanClarke]

Morning All
Another day in the salt-mine
I shall be painting those "repaired patches" on the ceiling today (gaining further brownie-points).
I am in good-odour with SWMBO at the moment because I have bought the MIL a Senior Persons LARGE FORMAT mobile phone and have paid for a £6/month PAYG mobile contract.
This should reduce the stress around her being largely uncontactable because the internal phone wiring (like the electrical wiring) in her house is dodgy.
The crap BIL has "had a look" and can find nothing wrong with the phone wiring. However I doubt that he could find his own Ar$e with both hands and a torch.
So herself thinks I am an alright geezer (or something like that) because I am trying to help.
Have a great day everyone.

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Was tempted but left if for you

 

[Hippo]

Was tempted but left if for you

Fank you my feind. Ah din't reel eyesd till yer sed somefink. Bin busy recently so not bin ont that much last few days. Gorra lotta lickin ter do later on this ere fred.

 

[My Old Landy]

I held off so @Hippo could get it