I would just like to say

[Beneagles]

It is one of life's bigger oxymorons to "say that I am speechless" but on this occasion I would use just that phrase:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-54945666

 

[Hippo]

That's a good deal. How many pooters does it cover?
As for auto renewal, I cleverly, (well accidentally) used a card to pay which ran out before renewal.

Yer can pick something like 1, 3 or 10. The online renewal and auto renewal is eggspensive. I cancelled that and got a refund. Then renewed via the avg software itself. So eye was already a user but it ran oat by a month. So yer could install the free version of avg 'internet security' and run it for a bit then see if the buying price drops. If yer buy yer get some more features un updates er bit quicker. Theres several versions. Internet security has virus scanning and firewall. Email scanning etc.

 

[Hippo]

When they was finishing making ole tratters they had a history bit arf way along the production track, on the sollyhul tour. Ere's sum pic's:

 

[Hippo]

Yesdi eye hadda luk ut me coach bolts un ingis. Coach bolt be replaycin screws wiv counta sunk edds. Coach bolts avva sqware bit unda edd so eye had ter drill oat me ingis er bit ter let the sqware bit go int so the bolt edd cud sit flush. Ah did try pullin edd frew by tytunin up nut ont reer burrit snapped ont secund won. Used vactan ter stop em rustin. A bit more paytin ov me wud ter go across the top un that be as far as eye gottid.

 

[Wimblowdriver]

When they was finishing making ole tratters they had a history bit arf way along the production track, on the sollyhul tour. Ere's sum pic's:

Thats not a museum. Its a collection of bits that dropped off the assembly line, must have been a damp day.

 

[marjon]

Watched me F1 and MotoGP qualifying and I'm now chillin wiff a beer.

Wet qualifying and the race was great, different. Don't watch the news it will ruin it

Roast chicken for us

Ended up with Pork ribs they have been wanting to fall out of the freezer onto me toes every time I open it so that's that hazard sorted

Moto Gp next, OH and beer

Not many more petrol head weekends left.

J

 

[Hippo]

Thats not a museum. Its a collection of bits that dropped off the assembly line, must have been a damp day.

The floor of the factory was wet with puddles anorl. Roof leaked quite a bit. Made eye laff.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

It WAS sunny and dry, so I WAS going to get out and get under the Disco to see what is making the clanging noise.
Now there is thunder and darkness so am watching the story of Mountbatten the Mountebank.
And looking forward to roast pork dinner!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

And now it's stopped and the feckin sun is shining.. But the ground will be soaking.
(Didn't really want to "work" on my one "day off"!

 

[Turktowner]

I really really like the new jumbo Wotsits.
Makes me feel like a nickle kid again, back when wagon wheels was like dusbin lids an Mars bars was the size of y' forearm

 

[marjon]

I really really like the new jumbo Wotsits.
Makes me feel like a nickle kid again, back when wagon wheels was like dusbin lids an Mars bars was the size of y' forearm

Fings look bigger in your ands

J

 

[Turktowner]

Fings look bigger in your ands

J

Yep, Missus has ickle hands

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Yep, Missus has ickle hands

Beat me to it!

 

[DanClarke]

I like women with small hands for similar reasons.

 

[marjon]

Yep, Missus has ickle hands

Beat me to it!

I like women with small hands for similar reasons.

You Guys have an issue I have big hands and dont see a problem myself.

J

 

[Turktowner]

Ere Stan an Dan..
Get a load of Ivor Biggun over there

****ty weather just got it's act together ere, blowin a hooley out there.

Swmbo has been trying out a pukka pilau rice recipe, house smells lurvly

Lastly, two more icons of me yoof have passed over.
RIP. Des O'Connor an Ray Clements

 

[DanClarke]

.....I am feeling smug because I have mastered the AV receiver settings to allow ARC over the HDMI channel from the Smart-TV and now I am getting 5.1 Dolby goodness when the TV is playing such content.. Whereas before I was only getting 2-channel pseudo stereo over an optical link cable. As the poor $od that was always saying "what did they say?" because the sound was not so good; I am basking in audio I can actually hear.

 

[marjon]

.....I am feeling smug because I have mastered the AV receiver settings to allow ARC over the HDMI channel from the Smart-TV and now I am getting 5.1 Dolby goodness when the TV is playing such content.. Whereas before I was only getting 2-channel pseudo stereo over an optical link cable. As the poor $od that was always saying "what did they say?" because the sound was not so good; I am basking in audio I can actually hear.

Does that mean you have control of the remote and found the volume up button

J

 

[DanClarke]

Does that mean you have control of the remote and found the volume up button

J

Ye-Gods NO!
She will NEVER relinquish control over what we watch.
I am "allowed" to turn the volume up on the AV receiver.

 

[Dippypud]