I would just like to say

[Hippo]

Put free planks ont me dor frame terday. Eye is avvin trubbul gerrin the tung un gruv ter slot ter geffa as it be unda cowtid twice un glossd wonce. Eye is yousin big clamps ter sqweez it ter geffa un it be opening the gruv so it must be splittin er bit int side. Bastid.

When eye mayk dors fer the front of me garig eye be finkin ov not cowtin the tung un gruv before its put ter geffa un paytin it afta it be screwd ter geffa ter fill joynt.

 

[DanClarke]

I have some tanalised siding left over from the shed build.
My wife laughed when I said I might make some "Tit-Boxes", can't think why?

 

[johnlad]

Put free planks ont me dor frame terday. Eye is avvin trubbul gerrin the tung un gruv ter slot ter geffa as it be unda cowtid twice un glossd wonce. Eye is yousin big clamps ter sqweez it ter geffa un it be opening the gruv so it must be splittin er bit int side. Bastid.

When eye mayk dors fer the front of me garig eye be finkin ov not cowtin the tung un gruv before its put ter geffa un paytin it afta it be screwd ter geffa ter fill joynt.

Your only supposed to prime tongue and groove before assembly

 

[marjon]

I have some tanalised siding left over from the shed build.
My wife laughed when I said I might make some "Tit-Boxes", can't think why?

why not make them a bit bigger and call them bird boxes, there much better whole

J

 

[DanClarke]

why not make them a bit bigger and call them bird boxes, there much better whole

J

Will they be big enough for the "Great Tit" I wonder?

 

[marjon]

Will they be big enough for the "Great Tit" I wonder?

suppose that depends on the size of the hole in the front

J

 

[Shimsteriom]

Feels cold tonight ... I've had to put on anuvver jumper.

 

[marjon]

Feels cold tonight ... I've had to put on anuvver jumper.

Doors open to the porch and shorts on.
Oh and it’s half 11
BBQ lemon chicken is the plan for tomorrow, first try at this flavor so we will see how it takes.

J

 

[Hicap phill]

Is it one 24v battery, or two 12v batteries?

Update...
Mrs got a 12/24 jump pack from Clarke’s.
Hook it up to the battery,press the Button,turn key on lorry starts up first turn.
She then drove it to collect me tonight.

Nice piece of kit weighs in under 3kgs. Will be good for the old landys

 

[Thor 1950]

Update...
Mrs got a 12/24 jump pack from Clarke’s.
Hook it up to the battery,press the Button,turn key on lorry starts up first turn.
She then drove it to collect me tonight.

Nice piece of kit weighs in under 3kgs. Will be good for the old landys

Can she recharge her vibrators with it?

 

[Hicap phill]

Can she recharge her vibrators with it?

I’m just shouting that question across the room....
Sorry Can’t hear the answer over the door slamming.

 

[marjon]

I’m just shouting that question across the room....
Sorry Can’t hear the answer over the door slamming.

And you were hoping for a quiet weekend
Or is it leather and helmets again

J

 

[Hicap phill]

And you were hoping for a quiet weekend
Or is it leather and helmets again

J

I think iv got out of work for tommorow.
bike tyre ordered. That’s getting fitted next weekend.
I think I’m on horse duties Sunday..

 

[marjon]

I think I’m on horse duties Sunday..

Ooooohhh so Jodhpurs and leather bridles

J

 

[Thor 1950]

Your only supposed to prime tongue and groove before assembly

sounds like a lezzie job, tongue in groove

 

[kermit_rr]

Evenin' all

 

[doriz]

I think iv got out of work for tommorow.
bike tyre ordered. That’s getting fitted next weekend.
I think I’m on horse duties Sunday..

Gorra reet nice tandem that'd suit the hicap family

 

[derwendolly]

Evenin' all

Even' to you, although it is now more like 'good night'.

 

[Turktowner]

Told the nosy neighbour it was the wife's longed for bondage dungeon, and if she heard any muffled squeals of delight to ignore them.

Well you'll know who it is if there's a knock at the door..

 

[Turktowner]

And good morning everyone!
Welcome to the weekend
Sky is blue and clear, is a good start at least.
Coffee.

 

[DevonGuy]

Mornin volks. Puppy be up zo us boys be up norl. At least er be a clean pup an not maykin no noyze oavernyte. Wishin appy weekend to us frens and opin it be dry fur wurkin on us Lanroaverz.