Hippo
Lord Hippo
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Wash yer ands.
Catch yer own coff un sneez.
Keep erway frompt peeps as much as possybul.
If yer gorrit the virus or yer ill then look at https://111.nhs.uk/covid-19 fer elp. Yer can call nhs 111 but they all be hydin under the taybuls when taykin calls. So they be busy. Lukin ont web releves presure oft them.
Peeps wiv other issues are worser affctid by the virus if they gerrit. Like cancer, lukermia, astma, organ swoppers etc. So peeps who is alredy fuked shud be mor careful not ter gerrit.
Olda peeps are worser oft if catchin it. But it can kill anywon.
If yer does av problems then yer can call 111 or if er mergency or lief frentenin then 999.
There int a fix ferrit but they be trying ter find won un practicin ont mowse.
Edit: none of that came frompt fred. That be full of conspiracy ferrys, mota bicyculs, cesspipit ootlets, worryin erbowt bog rolls un wevva the virus favors one politicul party or tuvva.
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