Does this fit a 5 door evoque

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Found myself in the possession of a dog guard from an evoque - very nice bit of kit but I don’t have a Range Rover.

Will it fit a 5 door 2015 evoque and where can I get the mounting bolts and brackets from?
 

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Found myself in the possession of a dog guard from an evoque - very nice bit of kit but I don’t have a Range Rover.

Will it fit a 5 door 2015 evoque and where can I get the mounting bolts and brackets from?

Firstly, even if you had an ejoke, you still wouldn't have a Range Rover
Secondly, I am slightly confused as with the post adjusted to take away irrelevance it reads : Found myself in the possession of a dog guard from an ejoke..... Will it fit a 5 door 2015 ejoke.
If it came from an ejoke , one should think it would fit an ejoke.
As for fittings, in your advert , you do say mountings are "readily available". So you must know already where to get them?
If not, the ejoke is still a fairly new SUV/estate car in the stable of the green oval, so I doubt nuts and bolts for a dog guard are high on the list for people like Britpart, etc to be making.
Off to bark at some puppies to make up for being nice to someone wanting help with anything to do with an ejoke.
 
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Firstly, even if you had an ejoke, you still wouldn't have a Range Rover
Secondly, I am slightly confused as with the post adjusted to take away irrelevance it reads : Found myself in the possession of a dog guard from an ejoke..... Will it fit a 5 door 2015 ejoke.
If it came from an ejoke , one should think it would fit an ejoke.
As for fittings, I suggest trying your nearest dealer, or asking the buyer to do so.The ejoke is still a fairly new SUV/estate car in the stable of the green oval, so I doubt nuts and bolts for a dog guard are high on the list for people like Britpart, etc to be making.
Off to bark at some puppies to make up for being nice to someone wanting help with anything to do with an ejoke.

Like I said in the thread I don't have a range rover (they're all the same to me ;););)), I don't know if it came from a 5 door or not, do they even make a 3 door, I have no idea. I only have eyes for the giant shoe box that is the defender.

Yeh, absolutely thats what someone asked, I don't know the answer so asked on here.

Leave the puppies alone, they've done nothing wrong!
 
Like I said in the thread I don't have a range rover (they're all the same to me ;););)), I don't know if it came from a 5 door or not, do they even make a 3 door, I have no idea. I only have eyes for the giant shoe box that is the defender.

Yeh, absolutely thats what someone asked, I don't know the answer so asked on here.

Leave the puppies alone, they've done nothing wrong!

hope u don’t mind me asking , the number on the dog guard , can u put that number into google and see if it comes up what landy it’s fits
 
Like I said in the thread I don't have a range rover (they're all the same to me ;););)), I don't know if it came from a 5 door or not, do they even make a 3 door, I have no idea. I only have eyes for the giant shoe box that is the defender.

Yeh, absolutely thats what someone asked, I don't know the answer so asked on here.

Leave the puppies alone, they've done nothing wrong!

You're not really helping your case here. I suggest you come over all Septic and plead the fifth. Then toddle off and phone a dealer tomorrow to ask them if the dog guard from their ejoke fits all sizes and please Sir would you like just an arm or the leg too , to provide me with mountings.
Remember to doff your cap to passing Range Rogers and all will be well ;)
 
they normally hold a queue up from the real landys , lol

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Off-roading!! Don't be so obscene dahhhling. That was a spa day and little Eloise the ejoke was mortified at all those plebians staring at her :eek:

Edit: this comment only makes true sense if you saw gstuart's original post. Which, after strawberry chocolate cake, even I have forgotten ;)
 
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