Mings trendy wine bar

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yup mini un trew. . . .reet me un family is ont war alert un we is goin ta sort out er unruly planet ,will be away er week in earth time, lev is takin charge er bar un black leffer meetin on tuesday, give im elp un support while we is away . . . .ming the merfiless :D :D :D
 
pint er virgin jatco oil un er bag er carrots fer ole muffin, un crocodile crisps fer young porky, oh un barsteward. . . . .make it snappy :D :D :D
 
oi! mong did yer bring back any duty free space wine or space wacky baccy?and well yer there gees a pint of un filtered used diff oil and a one shot do-nut
 
slob said:
oi! mong did yer bring back any duty free space wine or space wacky baccy?and well yer there gees a pint of un filtered used diff oil and a one shot do-nut
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eres yer pint slob. . . .slip this in yer bong [winged mans matured armpit airs] better then earths wacky . . . .:D
 
impotant notice . . . .could the tratter un slitty boys pleeze not park int gaylander car park. . . .porky jist polished un applyed bat oil to the black bits. . . .un sum tratter ruffty tuffty [mondo] jist splattered it wiff ****e :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
pint er tratter grime . . . .scuse me is thet er pig sqeelin int snug barsteward ? . . . . .gittin jist like the tratter pub int ere:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
As long as it is somewhere to hide from hormonal women then I dont care what the local booze is. ;-)
 
The Mad Hat Man said:
BANG! BANG!

take that - ya mutt - both barrels up the chuff!


(thinks - Minge must be running out of mutts by now ;))
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ffs floppy . . . .no guns allowed int bar . . . .this int the tratter bit, wees er bit more re fined [snigger] yer nearly killed ma beloved mutt yer fool :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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