New landrover owner and in need of help?!

[EbonynIvory]

Nope, not 20 stone. Poor horse if I was!!

 

[EbonynIvory]

Computer .......right! Got it now. Not very good when things are shortened. Dyslexic.

 

[Trewey]

can't be if yer can spell it!

 

[EbonynIvory]

Seriously, was abit upset when I got told how bad I was! Not something I needed to hear in my 30's.

 

[EbonynIvory]

Many people put it down to me being thick - that ****es me off!

 

[yella]

they told you a while ago then

 

[Trewey]

generally speaking, dyslexics have significantly above average intelligence.

 

[yella]

generally speaking, dyslexics have significantly above average intelligence.

they just cant spell it

 

[EbonynIvory]

inteller....intell......intellige.....huh?

 

[Trewey]

inteller....intell......intellige.....huh?

they're clever, but can't spell.

 

[EbonynIvory]

So I have been told, but it doesn't always go that way does it? You been off walking your dogs tonight?

 

[Trewey]

yup - one of em found me a can of lager!

 

[EbonynIvory]

So you have a lager sniffing dog! Try training it to be a money sniffing dog!

 

[Adz]

~Feck that - sell me the dog!

 

[Trewey]

same one found me a wallet back along - full of credit cards, driving licence etc. returned it to the owner - didn't even get a thank you.

 

[EbonynIvory]

Er no, my idea, my proffits!

 

[EbonynIvory]

same one found me a wallet back along - full of credit cards, driving licence etc. returned it to the owner - didn't even get a thank you.

Sounds like you might be on to a winner, just need untraceable notes......

 

[Trewey]

his favorite thing to retrieve for me a toads, and, because they're gun dogs, i have to take it from him by hand - yechhh

 

[EbonynIvory]

woss!!

 

[Adz]

his favorite thing to retrieve for me a toads, and, because they're gun dogs, i have to take it from him by hand - yechhh

'a toads' what exactly?