Freelander Friendship Agreement

[Forgottenpoppy]

Ah! Thanks for clearing that up

Or alternatively just another bit that could break

 

[Bromsgrove Defender]

Or alternatively just another bit that could break

Break as in not work or break as in burst into flames :flame2:

 

[Forgottenpoppy]

Break as in not work or break as in burst into flames :flame2:

Well seeing as I was told to pour petrol on my head and light it yesterday by a freelander owner I'm going to go with flames :flame2:

 

[Bromsgrove Defender]

Well seeing as I was told to pour petrol on my head and light it yesterday by a freelander owner I'm going to go with flames :flame2:

Thought ya might. T'was a tad unnecessary

 

[Forgottenpoppy]

Thought ya might. T'was a tad unnecessary

Just a little I'm sure no one on here has encouraged a vehicle owner of any sort to pour petrol on themselves and light it before. So clearly a new low of angry man syndrome!

 

[SES88]

Heated mirors? What's the point of that then?

So tratter driverers can see all the faster cars coming from behind trying to avoid the rolling rusty road block

 

[Bromsgrove Defender]

So tratter driverers can see all the faster cars coming from behind trying to avoid the rolling rusty road block

As I has said before, when you're driving your Freebie in fifty years time please feel free to pass comment on the rustiness of superior vehicles :boxing:

 

[teddywood1]

Well seeing as I was told to pour petrol on my head and light it yesterday by a freelander owner I'm going to go with flames :flame2:

well it would have got the diesel out would it not

 

[Forgottenpoppy]

well it would have got the diesel out would it not

Don't you go getting lippy again
It nearly got you in trubble yesterday

 

[davef2901]

Poppy, I think that my hairstyle could be the answer to all this pouring petrol on your head stuff.
No1 over what little of the flaxen locks is left, then apply choice of hairpiece for the occasion, and as an added bonus-no helmet hair!!!

Just a thought, I am a tratterer these days is my excuse!
By the way, did you get the SP2?

 

[Hippo]

As I has said before, when you're driving your Freebie in fifty years time please feel free to pass comment on the rustiness of superior vehicles :boxing:

You'll be well rusted by then too.

 

[Forgottenpoppy]

Poppy, I think that my hairstyle could be the answer to all this pouring petrol on your head stuff.
No1 over what little of the flaxen locks is left, then apply choice of hairpiece for the occasion, and as an added bonus-no helmet hair!!!

Just a thought, I am a tratterer these days is my excuse!
By the way, did you get the SP2?

Not got the sp2 yet in the middle of house move so that may have to wait till next year...........I will have one eventually

 

[Bromsgrove Defender]

You'll be well rusted by then too.

Not happenin! I is well oiled most weekends

 

[THEengineer]

i like rusty holes

thats your choice hippo

 

[Hippo]

This fred has degraded.

For the record, I likes all rust on tratters. Not just the rust which has made a hole in a tratter.

 

[SES88]

This fred has degraded.

For the record, I likes all rust on tratters. Not just the rust which has made a hole in a tratter.

Must mean you like tratters then, cos they is all rust and nowt else

 

[Hippo]

Must mean you like tratters then, cos they is all rust and nowt else

I have great respect for them and their owners. Every time I see one I opens all me windows and tips water down me back, as a mark of respect.

 

[SES88]

I have great respect for them and their owners. Every time I see one I opens all me windows and tips water down me back, as a mark of respect.

How do you open the windows if the doors have fallen off?

Pour water down your back driving a 'fender and you'll make the road wet

 

[Hippo]

How do you open the windows if the doors have fallen off?

Pour water down your back driving a 'fender and you'll make the road wet

Doors dun't fall oft Freelanders. Tis a myth.

 

[SES88]

Doors dun't fall oft Freelanders. Tis a myth.

myth from peoples whose cars disintegrate as they is driven