I have just been thinking how lovely it would be if someone (not me) was to organise a green laning trip which didn't involve sleeping on the ground.
Why not a nice B&B or hotel somewhere. Minimum requirements, bed, heating, breakfast, en suite, evening meal, TV, internet connection and a bar.
Absolutely banned are sleeping on the floor, washing cooking pans in grotty sinks in cold water, using manky shared showers and toilet blocks and freezing to death. Bunk barns aren't much better either.
If it was out of season they might let us light a bonfire, note the omission of the word camp

Anyone else interested
Why not a nice B&B or hotel somewhere. Minimum requirements, bed, heating, breakfast, en suite, evening meal, TV, internet connection and a bar.
Absolutely banned are sleeping on the floor, washing cooking pans in grotty sinks in cold water, using manky shared showers and toilet blocks and freezing to death. Bunk barns aren't much better either.
If it was out of season they might let us light a bonfire, note the omission of the word camp
Anyone else interested