Freelander Friendship Agreement

[Dartmoor Navigator]

Worries me that tratter boys always av a stash of gay porn ta post up.

It was confiscated at a Freelander festival.... honest

 

[Andy Land]

Worries me that tratter boys always av a stash of gay porn ta post up.

It's so we can print them out and stick them on all the Gaylanders blocking the hard shoulder!

 

[Dartmoor Navigator]

Anyway... Mine's not a trattor - it just sounds like one

 

[fanatic]

ello ello what's going on here then?

 

[Bromsgrove Defender]

As a gaylandero (I thought gaylanderers should have a singular name).
I although unable to speak for my gaylandero comrades i will try to abide by this agreement.......but if any one of the trator boys interferes with me prize sheep agin it's fukin off.....by the way mines a doozel so please ignore this comment......love n' peace n' all that

Shirley that should be Gaylandera

 

[freelance]

can't be arsed to read throgh 5 pages of drivel, has this friendship thingy worked, ie can i take up hairdressing again.

 

[Hippo]

can't be arsed to read throgh 5 pages of drivel, has this friendship thingy worked, ie can i take up hairdressing again.

It sort of worked. Some of the tratter boys have ignored it. Most have agreed wiff it. You still have to remind them when its bank holiday.

 

[johnny curt 1]

can i just politeley ask a question on behalf of another so called stupid tratter boy

we all know that bank holidays bring ****loads of rain hence freelander doors are gonna get wet ( its inevitable really )

is this why were all impeeded from taking the ****

due to the stress of having to protect reattatch and replace felled orff doors and you just dunt need the added stress of a bit of banter about it

ps dont shoot the messsenger please

 

[Andy Land]

can i just politeley ask a question on behalf of another so called stupid tratter boy

we all know that bank holidays bring ****loads of rain hence freelander doors are gonna get wet ( its inevitable really )

is this why were all impeeded from taking the ****

due to the stress of having to protect reattatch and replace felled orff doors and you just dunt need the added stress of a bit of banter about it

ps dont shoot the messsenger please

I vote that we take double **** out of Gaylanderers during Olympic years ...

 

[crockett007]

Ah, but you are willing to relentlessly abuse, in whichever form, 1.8 owners, when they should really be commended for their persistence in maintaining a vehicle that has sooooooo much previous...................

TD4 owner here, so exempt from all of it!! Ha

 

[cox325]

:hug:

 

[Hippo]

can i just politeley ask a question on behalf of another so called stupid tratter boy

we all know that bank holidays bring ****loads of rain hence freelander doors are gonna get wet ( its inevitable really )

is this why were all impeeded from taking the ****

due to the stress of having to protect reattatch and replace felled orff doors and you just dunt need the added stress of a bit of banter about it

ps dont shoot the messsenger please

Yer but no but Freelander doors dun't fall oft. Proof:

And the LR door monsoon testing facility:

Door testing

 

[teddywood1]

Don't think so. It was agreed bank holidays, which include Good Friday and Easter Monday. Don't think the Sat/Sun in between are bank holidays. They is normal days.

Bank holidays fer this year are:

January 3 New Year's Day Holiday
April 22 Good Friday
April 25 Easter Monday
April 29 Royal Wedding Bank Holiday
May 2 Early May Bank Holiday
May 30 Spring Bank Holiday
August 29 Summer Bank Holiday
December 26 Boxing Day
December 27 Christmas Day Holiday

you forgot this weekend

 

[teddywood1]

we can not be gaylanders because my boyfriend says so

 

[Hippo]

you forgot this weekend

Will still count this weekend even if it's missed on the list.

 

[crockett007]

Well, if we're doing the whole play on words thing, why stop at freelanders? I'm sure we could add the tag to other things......

Gayfender
'Gay'nge Rover
Range Gayver
Dis'gay'very


This is too easy...........................

 

[Series71]

Well, if we're doing the whole play on words thing, why stop at freelanders? I'm sure we could add the tag to other things......

Gayfender that is pure crap...it's a trattor
'Gay'nge Rover Gayngie yes I agree
Range Gayver You need to get laid me thinks
Dis'gay'very Tiz a chavmobile you helmet muncher


This is too easy...........................

edited fer accuracy

 

[Pikey]

Well, if we're doing the whole play on words thing, why stop at freelanders? I'm sure we could add the tag to other things......

Gayfender
'Gay'nge Rover
Range Gayver
Dis'gay'very


This is too easy...........................

Nope they sound stupid and unrealistic.. Unlike gaylander. Which just sounds right and is soooo accurate.

 

[blue beasty]

ooooo.....quite like Dis'gay'very......got a ring to it that has

 

[Hippo]

Look what the cat dragged in...