OK, so I'm fairly clueless so far....

[Paul Smorshions]

Hi folks, new to the forum, thanks for having me.

I've wanted a Defender for ages - the closest I've come so far is buying a trailer that looks like the back end of a 90 (I think it's been used as a field kitchen for shooting sports, but don't know if such a thing would have been officially Land Rover built?).

I know very little about mechanics, so I'm hoping to buy a half-decent runner so I can learn about it as I use it. That's the plan anyway.... I thought I might post in the Defender section to ask you lot for some advice!

 

[storm99]

Is that your real surname..? Is it his real surname? Sounds made up to me. Sounds like a foot disease.

Oh. Welcome.

 

[barmatt]

Is that your real surname..? Is it his real surname? Sounds made up to me. Sounds like a foot disease.

Oh. Welcome.

dunno if it's real but it's an anagram of "ho rims sons"

I'll get me coat


:welcome2: btw.

 

[Paul Smorshions]

No, no, it is, and it could be.

 

[Paul Smorshions]

It's a spoonerism, but I like Barmatt's much better!

 

[storm99]

Barmatt is a clucking frown

 

[barmatt]

Barmatt is a clucking frown

I resemble that remark Strom!

 

[Optimus Prime]

cunch of bunts

(think we might have just found a way of getting round the swear filter...)

 

[barmatt]

cunch of bunts

(think we might have just found a way of getting round the swear filter...)

what ****ing swear filter?





just testing

 

[storm99]

There's a swear filter? Why the tuck wasn't i fold?

 

[Optimus Prime]

cos you is as ducking fum as a box of rocks

 

[Paul Smorshions]

Could the fact that you haven't noticed possibly say something about your spitty shelling?

 

[Sir DD of Cumbria]

There's a swear filter? Why the tuck wasn't i fold?

Its a conspiracy ****ybollox!

 

[Sir DD of Cumbria]

sorry forgot to welcome the newb!

:alien:welcome!:alien:

 

[Paul Smorshions]

Thucking fanks mate!

 

[Sir DD of Cumbria]

Thucking fanks mate!

Not a problem now go fet gucked!