Best Engine Oil ?

[davek0974]

'tis the season to be jolly and all that!

Feckin hell, he had a bloody short fuse.

I couldn't even see that much ribbing and mickytaking, and he still got fecked off!

No pleasing some people.

 

[les-goose]

O Dear,Lubeman that was a short stay.
Has he set a record for the shortest stay.

 

[livers]

1 hour 40 aint very quick at all. lets all hang around the introduce youself thead and jump on the next noob................oh no :doh: thats what we do anyway

 

[Big Stu 12]

So someone doesnt know what engine is in his car and WE are the ****ers

Oh and if you are still reading this then Castrol does quote for your vehicle and it says to use Castrol Edge 5w40 and you need 8.8L of it

Merry Xmas :welcome2:

LOL...... I take it you know how to search for things on a website properly Tusken?,

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Can you help me find my engine as I think is a 300tdi, oh and where do i put the oil..

 

[Tuskenraider]

Can you help me find my engine as I think is a 300tdi, oh and where do i put the oil..

Lift the large metal lid on the front of the car, its under there and the oil goes in top of it. Make sure you fill it to the brim as well

The NHS would have loads more money if they stopped doing these fooking sense of humour bypass ops :doh:

 

[Big Stu 12]

Lift the large metal lid on the front of the car, its under there and the oil goes in top of it. Make sure you fill it to the brim as well

So lift the large metal lid, how many Bottles of oil will fill it to the brim.. theres loads of space under there, and i can see the floor under mine think the frist few bootles of might fall though...

But what sort of oil can I use

 

[Grimmer]

Baby oil.

 

[Clanforbes]

Hey, I'm feeling cheated.

I joined this bloody forum full of ****-taking ****ers back in September and no-one has ever been nasty to me yet, all you have ever given me was lots of sound advice and encouragement. I've even asked a couple of dumb question too!

So, come on guys, make me feel part of the union and get stuck in!

I did nearly buy a freelander, would that have helped?

roflmao

P.S. I have even double posted this too!

 

[Big Stu 12]

Baby oil.

mmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Grimmer]

Hey, I'm feeling cheated.

I joined this bloody forum full of ****-taking ****ers back in September and no-one has ever been nasty to me yet, all you have ever given me was lots of sound advice and encouragement. I've even asked a couple of dumb question too!

So, come on guys, make me feel part of the union and get stuck in!

I did nearly buy a freelander, would that have helped?

roflmao

P.S. I have even double posted this too!

GIRL

 

[Clanforbes]

That's better now I almost feel welcome

 

[V8Jay]

That's better now I almost feel welcome

good now fook off

 

[lubeman]

Ok,,You are all having fun,,,and I bit,,right,,,,,, the car needs an oil change,,now,,is there any chance I can eat **** here and find out my best options,,or does the fun just carry on?

 

[Pikey]

Ok,,You are all having fun,,,and I bit,,right,,,,,, the car needs an oil change,,now,,is there any chance I can eat **** here and find out my best options,,or does the fun just carry on?

Scroll up to post 24.. oh and don't let tweets know you eat **** or you'll have a stalker for life..

 

[gemsdad]

Ok,,You are all having fun,,,and I bit,,right,,,,,, the car needs an oil change,,now,,is there any chance I can eat **** here and find out my best options,,or does the fun just carry on?

no you can fook off,ok if you look in the thread where you first posted you will see what i said about the oil you need.i think.

 

[Tuskenraider]

Ok,,You are all having fun,,,and I bit,,right,,,,,, the car needs an oil change,,now,,is there any chance I can eat **** here and find out my best options,,or does the fun just carry on?

I am sure the fun will carry on, you just need to sift through the **** and find the info

Castrol state 5w40 fully synth. If i was you I would find a local motor factors that stocks Carlube and get their 5w40 fully synthetic, will probably be nearly half the price of the Castrol

 

[davek0974]

Ok,,You are all having fun,,,and I bit,,right,,,,,, the car needs an oil change,,now,,is there any chance I can eat **** here and find out my best options,,or does the fun just carry on?

Getting better, suck it up

 

[gemsdad]

I am sure the fun will carry on, you just need to sift through the **** and find the info

Castrol state 5w40 fully synth. If i was you I would find a local motor factors that stocks Carlube and get their 5w40 fully synthetic, will probably be nearly half the price of the Castrol

yes i agree with you on that,but if the car does have a diesel particulate filter he will have to get the low ash oil,otherwise it will knacker the the said filter and they cost an awful lot of money to replace.

 

[Tuskenraider]

This is carlubes recommendation

Carlube Motor Oil - 5w40 Carlube Triple R Diesel Fully Synthetic

That meets the same specs as the Castrol Edge. If you are near a Ford Dealer you can also use their Formula SD but it is around £42 for 5L

all the fun of owning a newer motor unfortunatly

 

[lubeman]

Thanks Gems Dad,,this was my main concern,,,,I think its the BMW engine ?

Knowledge is a fine thing,,and thats why I came here,,to learn.