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  1. the hooded claw

    Anyone heard from Tony (Wammers)

    Hes just dropped off the fookin Planet .... Come on now Own up ..who upset him THIS TIME THEN?????
  2. the hooded claw

    OK Its time to stop hiding I suppose

    FTAO Barmatt, J the Range, Wammers, Keith (Datatech) Jerseybean (Tony) & all the others YES I gone & bought an OVLOV!!!!! I looked & looked fer a (Half Decent) Rangie in my limited price bracket but to no avail ....What was available needed work doin & I had a Strict timeframe to work...
  3. the hooded claw

    I've seen the light I've seen the light

    Got shut of me Saab today & am on the look out fer a rangie (Diesel or Petrol Aint bothered) .....(P38 prefered) I got an ABSOLUTE MAX of £1500 ....Anyone sees one or knows of one post in here ..... Cheers guys ... Keith
  4. the hooded claw

    Just so we have a "BALANCED" view....

    I think WAMMERS is GREAT, A TOP BLOKE with loads of experience & helpful in sooo many ways ................. Signed CharlesY :D:D:D:D:D:D Ok I WAS fibbin there ...CharlesY didn't write that .................:D:D:D:D:D
  5. the hooded claw

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  6. the hooded claw

    I'll bet they didn't use THIS on CNN!!!!

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  7. the hooded claw

    Yer gonna LOVE THIS!!!!!

    Isn't this the one that was on here earlier this year ??? that reg don't half look familier to me 1989 ROVER RANGE ROVER VOGUE SE AUTO BLACK on eBay (end time 12-Dec-10 19:45:16 GMT)
  8. the hooded claw

    FFS!!!! I've bin CONNED!!!...............

    BIG STYLE!!!!........... As you know I've bin chompin at the bit to get this Brit Gas job ...just got back from a 224 miles round trip for the final interview ..... They want me to be a "Sandwich Board" carrier in ****in TESCO's!!!! Well Nearly ... I gotta stand by the door & ask passers-by...
  9. the hooded claw

    Update guys!!!!!!!!!!!

    well I drove over to Leeds & had me Interview ...ABSOLUTLY NAILED THE ****ER!!!......... Final Interview before Christmas & Interviewer said it "should be a Formalaty" He also requested I apply for 3 other postions within Brit Gas as "My Expertise would be "Invaluable" to them" WWWOOOOOOO...
  10. the hooded claw

    Did anyone hear this "SLIP" on Radio 4 this morning???

    Poor guy tries desparatly NOT to fall over Laughin >>>>>>>>>>>>.Audioboo / James Naughtie seizes up after mistaking C for H
  11. the hooded claw

    Its for You Hooooooo

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  12. the hooded claw

    FTAO SMATT. Wammers J & all others that...........

    Have read my post "****ters" or know of my current situation..... "Bath Boy" infuriated me so ****in much on Friday I rang an "Aquintance" I used to know in Brit Gas ....& (well Basically) went to ****in town!!!!! Spent a good 2 hours "Forcefully" putting over my point ref Bath Boy & the...
  13. the hooded claw

    Yer gonna LOVE THIS!!!!!

    My Cousin lives in Austin, Texas & just E-Mailed me this .... Hi Keith Hows you dude ???? not sure if i posted this to you already sorry if i did. If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed...
  14. the hooded claw

    Why are some people real ****ters ???

    As you know my lad works fer Brit Gas as an Engineer (& lives in Cleveleys) at 15:30 this afto the Engineers for Siloth (top of Cumbria) was given a job (Hotel without Heat & Hot Water) ... He never bothered goin to it & said nowt til 18:45 tonite THEN he rang the office & told em he hadn't bin...
  15. the hooded claw

    As we're seeing LOTS about PIRATES these days

    Check this out ... THIS IS HOW THE RUSSIANS Deal with Naughty Boys Subject: RUSSIAN NAVY CAPTURES SOMALI AN PIRATES An effective modus operandi that is highly recommended for navy ships of all nations RUSSIAN NAVY CAPTURES SOMALI AN PIRATES Я сама была такою...
  16. the hooded claw

    Justice for all !!!.....................

    Justice? What do you think ? Why not put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc...
  17. the hooded claw

    Just recieved this .............

    from my secret source in the Liverpool benifits office Guy walks into the D.S.S. and says :-"I've just been offered a Blow Job by J the Range off LZ forum If I take it will it affect my benefit claim?" Also.............(Direct from the Liverpool Echo) A green range Rover driven by J the...
  18. the hooded claw

    FTAO Dids.......................

    Following on from the "infamous" 40 page thread & your subsequnet remarks ref my post No 332 I feel the need to reply to you, therefore ................. It was NEVER my intention to "turn your Stomach" nor to threaten you in any way, I was giving as good as I got, However, on re-reading post...
  19. the hooded claw

    Oh Dear Altziemers struck today !!!!!

    So.. I jumps into me 9-3 to take the mrs shoppin.. (Knowing I have "A Little" Fuel) ....Checks me gauge, yeah fuel light is on but its nowhere near the bottom & the SID reads 29 Miles DTE ...Off we set .... Half mile down the road ..bit 0f cough & splutter .. Naww!! bit of damp its bin stood...
  20. the hooded claw

    And a good day was had by all......

    I would like to pass on my thanks to 2 of THE MOST GENUINE GUYS on here fer drivin up to Fleetwood & having a Burger wiv me...... J The Range & Wammers popped up this mornin fer a burger, Coffee & a walk round Freeport THANKS GUYS!!!!... Really Really enjoyed yer Company & the chance to "Put...
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