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  1. mozz smith

    P38A locked out

    wow a scouser that doesn't know how to get into a car ???? !!!!!!!! I don't believeit !!! ha has ha , leave it on the bricks on the drive after your local scally's have had the radio and wheels away lol, then just do the eka process !!!! I bet u even locked that in the glove compartment ...
  2. mozz smith

    P38A locked out

  3. mozz smith

    messages .

    Hi Datatek, Please read your messages , kind regards Mozz
  4. mozz smith

    P38A Faultmate extreme

    big Al , we have all heard about your black files , we were thinking that you were a secret vet , your carer said ( hello Jeanie xx) that you've been wearing those rubber arm gloves again !!! ???? nothing to do wiv the current convid 19 its that you like to be up to your armpits in **** ...
  5. mozz smith

    P38A WTF!!

    Al bet you thought I would be in bed !!!!!! ha ha ha Mozz.
  6. mozz smith

    P38A WTF!!

    Yeah the driver needs updating he's a right old cranky barsteward !!!!! ha ha ha you got that right al so go get your carer to update you urgently . ( lovely girl she is xxxx) …..im crying laughing now ive read this .. you suppose to be self isolated my friend im self isolatled 2 weeks now...
  7. mozz smith

    P38A Donation?

    NOW NOW WAMMY , get sue make me nice cream cake last one was deeeeeellicccioous !!!!!!!!! hope u both well regards Mozz
  8. mozz smith

    P38A Donation?

    YOU CAN ONLY DONATE CAKE ,BY SENDING IT "SEALED" SO NO CORONA VIRUS .BUT U CAN SEND CORONA BEER !!!! TOO , SEND TO TAMESIDE !!!!!! OH AND NO SAD FEKIN UNITED JOKES EITHER !!!!!!! . U WONT BE MAKIN THE QUALIFIERS FOR EUROPE TYHIS YEAR OR POSSIBLY EVER !!!!!!! REGARDS MOZZ.
  9. mozz smith

    P38A Ignition Key

    HI TENEBREAUX, So having read your post , How did things go did you get a result or not ???? I personally have recommended him many times, im talking about people who I have helped wich is many many owners not just in uk but all over Europe. , so I really don't understand why you haven't given...
  10. mozz smith

    P38A Ignition Key

    Hi Simon ,Well done & thanks for the heads up on the result !!!!… I really like it when people look listen and apply exactly what you have done and get your answer of what you asked ,!!!!!!, great stuff , simple if others don't get lost in offshoots of trying to solve others problems the mind...
  11. mozz smith

    P38A Ignition Key

    Hi Kermit , it actually a decision based on exactly what key you have and how many keys you have , 99% of owners with 2 keys will have key 1 & key 2 as issued when new , if later on you forget the numbers or sell the vech on . then new owner " might lose 1 key so its practical to order no 3 or 4...
  12. mozz smith

    P38A Ignition Key

    hi lads ok , number 1 . to refurb send it to Mr Sporty ,, totally recommended for a long time , give him all the info he needs , the key will work as normal on return , no re-sync required !!!!! number 2 . to get one from main dealer go to spares dept with your v5 (log book) your key and if...
  13. mozz smith

    jump start issue

    alan crack --pop ???? no snap or le = (crack-le ) ??? mmm im off for my cereals and toast !!! back later !!!! sorry.
  14. mozz smith

    P38A Cruise Control gone for a cruise...

    Kermitt do you use it the same as Tomcat as an aftershave ??????????? ha ha ha , now you alerted mr dor he will be drinking it !!!!!!!! theres no helping any of them oh and data uses it in his laboratory ???? inventions !!!!!! ,,,,,,, not quote sure what wammers does with his ????? hey...
  15. mozz smith

    P38A Cruise Control gone for a cruise...

    Im not mike , tomcat , you left your tu tu at the dogging site nr the aldi stop ????? is this the same site as wammy goes to ???? or is it aldi preston ?????? /… also al & wammy & mike non of u ever buy CAKE for me when your carers take u shopping ???????? . plus tomcat cant go tap dancing any...
  16. mozz smith

    P38A Clicking Locks 1995 P38

    Hi , probably cdl microswitch in drivers doorpack , send martyuk a message see if he has any ready , as your rangie is now 25 yrs old ?? unless doorpack has been changed then its lasted well and time for a new one ,,, marty's well recommended and top lad on this site for doorpacks and other...
  17. mozz smith

    P38A Key fob

    Hi Pete , when you release the access section on the back to get to batteries " looks like size £1 coin with slit on it " when it comes out there is a rubber ring on the male side , check that this hasn't jumped off , also make sure you have put batteries in right way up , then the metal strip...
  18. mozz smith

    Dead diesel p38 possible becm

    the other half wears the thong ,!!!! I wear the mankini !!!! ha ha ha , see you in 2 weeks . mozz
  19. mozz smith

    Dead diesel p38 possible becm

    blob the builder,,, see your messages ,,, cheers mozz.
  20. mozz smith

    Dead diesel p38 possible becm

    cheers rubbers , Mozz
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