OK, this WAS intermittent. Now the car is stuck on the drive.
Here's the issue, I can't turn the key in the lock.
1. Tried both keys
2. Wiggled Steering Wheel
3. Tapped key lightly with hammer (rubber mallet)
4. Used Can of Air
5. Used WD-40
6. Shouted
7. Pleaded
None of these things helped...