Recent content by Mackers

No they look like this

I love my landy but we've also got an evoke. It's a 17 plate. I've just had my heat shield taken off as it was corroded. A discontinued part. It's not an MOT fail. The fuel tank's plastic anyway, so obviously a design fault. Why did they stop making the heat shields and do you think they'll ever...

fitted a dog guard in pink dungarees. I'm butch me :D

ford Sierra beige

Eye candy is just frustration. Now if his overall studs popped open and I suddenly found myself choking .... well that'd be worth the hassle of getting banged in the rear :p:D:p:D:p

Cheers y'all. I'll explain to insurer today and let you know what they say :0)

Someone backed into me at the shops. A fair shunt, and her Nissan plastic moulded back-end a wreck. I'm not one of those (I haven't got a sore neck or back and she couldn't believe how chilled I was about it all). I discovered that I'm a genuine landy owner :0) There are specs of her blue paint...

Over years. How long do your carpets last? It's a tratter, not a Fabergé egg!

I think you should mount your spare wheel on the door and get on with your life. When the rear door develops a problem, sort it out (resolve it, find a solution). I think the way we think about life has changed. A 25 year mortgage isn't a ball and chain for that length of time anymore. See it as...

... my tratter's not had owt wrong with it for donkey's yonks (or there's loads wrong with it and I've stopped noticing).

Omg. I don't hear anything about dognapping my neck of the woods and everyone on Universal Credit is breeding frenchies and pocket bullys and selling em for thousands. I think demographic high concentrations of wronguns = low crime area as they don't **** on their own doorstep??

Layered - alarm, imob, anti-tilt, microwave perimeter, smart water, steering wheel lock, pedal lock, tracker, driveway bollards, garage, cctv, pir detection ... then smokecloak (but don't forget or it gets foggy) and illuminous smart water ejeculation that doesn't fade for a month. Squirt the...

Patterdale. A bloody nightmare to train anorl.

God I wish I had this problem :p:D. Wait til it becomes a classic. The banging stops.

Wiped 200 massive drops of water off the inside of my sun roof so my quiff dint collapse :)