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I could vouch for chappie… apparently good enough to eat even if u ain’t a bow wow… I put in the other half’s pasta one night to see if she would notice…she’d pxxxxd me off so I thought a wee comeback was needed..penne arrabiata and chappie stead...

I'm seeking forgiveness for my automotive infidelity I've been living a lie... My heart belongs to Land Rovers, but I've committed a grievous sin... I've fallen for a Chevrolet Silverado. The thrill of American muscle has seduced me, and I've...

Well, the son on law did it. So the filters and all the cyclones now have sick in them so it pumps out eau de puke constantly, bit like a fart gun. "Errm, could you strip it down an clean it for me..?" 'Foxtrot Oscar, monkey boy..'

This one is Android: Honor.

Hi all, new member but I've used the site a lot for information in the past. Have an old 90 been sorned for years and have finally got round to fixing it up. Anyone based in fife area and fancy a meet up , offer advice etc?

You might need a carpet washer, but the hoover will pick up vom…made the mistake of hosting a party a few years back for some Neanderthals…next morning was a mess lots of regurgitant and one splashdown. Jeez man. Hoover did it but without the...

Pop quiz. How thick would you have to be to hoover up kiddie vomit with Dyson? 🤪 Freelander owners can pass..

Your phrase "cars I kept the longest" really got me thinking. The problem being that I have a habit of driving cars and then sometimes, especially if they break down, simply parking them up until I can get around to fixing them. Which means that...

Famous for being frontwheel drive as the words "traction avant" indicates, but apparently their drive shafts were a weak point! I know a Brit chap who runs a B& B with his wife, we used to stay with them when going north to the ferry. He is ex...

If ur on an iPhone it’s a pain in the arse. Bold can be changed by going to accessibility and then pick your text size etc. like me if u bugger about with it u change sumthin without realising it. The iPhone is sturdy tho’ mine has been thrown 3...

Its a bit perverse I know, but the Mk1 Cortina takes my fancy :eek:

My father in law used to build horseboxes and he swore by TigerSeal for all sorts. I used the Sika version when I resealed the sunroofs on my disco, and they’re not coming back out in a hurry that’s for sure !!

Agreed, if I win the lottery it’s the DB5 for me repainted in bronze green. As expected I’m glad the series and defenders were well up on that. Woulda been surprised if they were lower down. Great post. 😍

Well re-searched post of the week 🏆🏆🏆