Perhaps I should come out for a couple of weeks & help you fix everything, well after ive done our kitchen or id get strung
up by the bollock :oops: 🤣🤣
Evenin frens. Us bro av gorn ohm. Twuz gude tu zee ‘un oaver a vew pints (morna vew asherly) an ee leff a boddle uv vindidge port be’ind. Be a Graham. Us av puddun inna zafe plaice but it be playin on us maind. Us maight weaken afore bro’s necks...
Eye ain't gorra nap on me cotton sheet. Hence why to balls run so far wiv a little tap. Yer can spend hundreds onner nooker cloff but eye din't know if me setup would wuk so we went for the cheap option. Eye ain't gottid pockets yet. Some...
Moornin orl, tis drai but chilli, bedderun spectid. Us boys off oat wi dugs then buyin bread fer breckfuss wi us bro. Bidda relaxing ahead if us lucky. Avva gude one volks!
That Michael Fish wuz best Fish of orl. “No tornado” wuz bess foreskin im ever made. Iffn he’d told the trufe, undreds wuddve died (tryin tu escape, tyin doan shed roofs, geddin up ladders). Ee were told tu say that and thank godd ferrit. 15...
Moornin volks. Tis drai yer tudai, local cats av orl venchered oat to faight an sit lukin at eee chover while squawkin an owlin. Tis a bad racket: us’d zhute em but tu uv buggers be ourn. 🙄
Morning all just been watching the local elections just getting light here got flee Beatle on my cabbages so going to go and sort them out now have a good day 😊😊
Us boys crossed oat the Tory parasite an wrote Lord Ippo oaver top. Pleece turned up wivvin minnits tu give us boys a goin-oaver but there wuzzun nuff of em. Equity and the Rule Of Law shall prevail.
Moornin orl. It av bin pizzundoan lars naight, us opin ferra drai waulk tu wurk. Us bro be vizittin at weekend zo plenny tu du ledder. Wishin yer orl a gude dai!
Pleased to announce that the dishwasher, after extensive testing and cleaning, has finally got over its upset at being turned upside down and is now working like it did when we fust got it! So I'll be re-encasing it today, finding noo clips to...
Desided to hand sand me nooker woodern rails last night. Gottid 4 done. Nice un smooth. 2 to go. Its cheap square edge timber. Used me hand sander fing that has a handle holding a pad with sand paper secured. Finished at 10pm fanks to me flood...
Me sheppurds pie was a success. Beef mince. 2 unyuns. 2 carruts. Two hand fulls of pea's. 3 oxo cubes. 1L of water. Tomartoe puree. And me mash. Spuds. Butter. Milk. Made 6 up in utterly butterly tubs. Frozen solid int freezer for anuvva day. Eye...
Morning all.
We've had a lot of rain overnight although it is just about NOT doing so now - I hope yours is doing better. Wishing everybody a calm and rewarding day.
:)