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I don't condone violence, but I would have wacked him with it and told the plod he was trying to gain unlawful entry 😠

@DanClarke You were already inside stick range, shoulda stuck the waster on the nose and stuff the consequences, peeps are takin the p.

Drove the the van through the shop lobbed the coo in the back of the van, blew up the shop & lit a cigar on the way to the A82 🤣 🤣 No holes were harmed in the making of this.

Don’t think Hannibal ever got half a cow and a sore hole at the same time

Imagine what you would come back with if you went to the butcher?! Half a cow and a sore hole 😂

Not the best of days. First: Well that was VERY exciting. I was storming up a local hill (just for fun and to let the Mini stretch its legs a bit). I got to the top where it drops from 60mph to 40, then 30 and took my foot off the throttle but...

A "Designated Crossing point" is either a Zebra crossing or wherever you see a dropped kerb with those little square pavers with the round braille-bumps on them (for blind people to feel with their feet). The highway code was altered to...

They gimme jections of lydocaine (i think) as a local before they picked out the bits of chipboard, then flushed it wif a litre of saline, then sowed me up. Was uncomfortable, but then, as a tratterer, I'm used to that.