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If you ate less youd do smaller poo's, then you wouldnt have to beat them down with a 4 iron. jobby job jobbed. 🤣 🤣

& what would you buy with the other 97 quid. 🤣 🤣

Worth about three freelanders then?

Not quite what you meant when you said you fancied something in a short mini? 🤪

I'm sorry, but go and sit on his head and fart for half an hour see if any sense goes in, if not slap him twice, once for your missus and once from us ... we give permission for the full shoulder push thru slap ...

... and so things go from bad to worse. Wifey does her best to accommodate the visit of a technician to fit her Mum's house up for a full "old folks monitoring package". Bloke arrives and says, ok what's your mum's Amazon account and internet...

Got the Mini back. Drives very nicely without any dramas now. :) Not a monster by any means. Dyno said 62BHP and 72.6lb/ft I gave it some beans on the way home on the A130, it felt quite sporty. Costapacket. :(