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I thought he was an Egyptian taxi driver..........toot n come oot 🤣 🤣

Evening all… Sending hugs & kisses to you all on this love day.

The de-nile was a bit quick! Are you Egyptian?🤔

Thanks but I'm not that way inclined 👬

And its done! Very happy with the way it's turned out considering i made a quick sketch in 2 minutes the other night. Couldn't fit my big round spotlights in so i went for some small square ones which don't look too bad. Two lights stay up, two...

Took the dear lady to Fuengirola for the day on the bus and treated her to some lovely tapas at an Irish pub. She’s a lucky lady and I remind her of that whenever I can

Often?

I got myself a Sealey 1/2" Allen key socket set & a extendable ratchet for valentines day cause I love myself 🤣🤣 Got them off the tool van that comes in today, snap on was in yesterday but the prices are shocking.

Morning All. :D The usual 2 cards we have been using for Valentines day for 25 years or so have been brought out for display. :) My strobe light should arrive today. :) Have a great day. :D

Morning all, happy commercial love day 💖🌻

Many years ago when I was a child my mother used to go around our garden with a little tin shovel and flick the dog dirt over the hedge into the road. It was usually an ex-coal shovel that had been demoted to dog dirt duties. One day she hit a...

A whole week without any alcohol. Not even cooking sherry late at night.

Consumer Advice on reducing your electricity bill. Reuse your V16 generator indoors without the catalytic converter, to increase the heating for the toilet water flush. Use the residual exhaust fumes to the old fire chimney which has the added...

It’s an odd thing but occasionally I feel I’m being stalked by an old pervert that likes to send unsolicited private messages to me with no context or explanation. Hopefully he’ll stop soon.

Just after I fed my wife all the illicit drugs she had because the hospital - now referred to simply as ‘H’ had no idea what they were doing, especially the nurses (now referenced ‘N’) - because of lockdown I couldn’t obtain another life...

Did phoenix nights inspire you?

Oh......."nice". I thought it said something different. P.S. you've been in here for months- you should cut down on the cooking sherry.

Taken the cost out of her pittance of a salary. When wifey was alive, we use to enjoy burning £50 notes and feeding each other’s medicine to next doors cat.

I’ve also purchased some new black bin bags for her.

Cleaner turns up tomorrow since the same time last week. Was gong to tidy up before she came but decided I pay her to clean so I don’t need to wear my knees out polishing the door step - M70 Towers is big enough to warrant a cleaner.

Dont you have a 7 iron & whack it few doors down. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Can bag it up first 10 points for a roof shot..

Think I should have hired a local bird this morning. Yesterday I bought a flat cap for my ever decreasing hair foliage. I needed to shrink the banding. So I found some elastic banding. This morning I noticed a wiggly maggot dancing on my new cap...