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Little miss muffet fell of her tuffet when down came a spider when she was drinking some cider.....hic All the kings horses & all the kings men had to carry her home (again) 🤣🤣

Can't be. It weren't that big. It had 8 legs.

Nobody to feed me squirrels while eye issa way now me naybers going away at the same time. 🍰 🐿️

Hmmmm... some people go on springs and then strangely come back to the rubber units afterwards. I guess it is a "marmite" type thing. :)

Classic mini replacement springs to get rid of the rubber dungnut :D

Aye they smashed the mould up when they made you deffo somit not right with this one. 🤣 🤣

@Hippo is frightened of spiders :p. Get yer crayons out and colour this in (open to all to have a go) ----

I was thinking Little Miss Moffat 😁

Yummy. Hell of an acronym..

So do I from my childhood dipped in batter and deep fried in lard lovely 😘 If you burn the calories no harm done

Miss information yet again ,Doctor told me if you want a trouble free life with no stress or headaches don't get a freelander unless you hair grows fast

Pussy

Tailor made to clog yer veins -----

Web ses: Spam consists of six simple ingredients: pork with added ham, salt, water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite

Ever thought of cider?

Yeah.. Who invited Voldemort anyway?!

Can't chuck a stick in ere wivout clocking a weirdo..

A "Bung" to cover where a radio antenna had been mounted?

Check your chimney and hearth, fav hiding spot for slugs too ... They come out at night ...

No good trying to flog cow meat in this fred, half the posters are Freelanderers and therefore vegans. Got any samples for us tratterers, if they're any good we can post a review for you. Edit; some on here eat slugs and snails, a steak might be...

Rocket science is simple. Newtons third law of motion - "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction". That's it, nothing more to it. Rocket engineering - now that's the tricky bit 😁

Thats handy init....from chimney to plate in one move 🤣 🤣

Strawberry shake? 😍😍

It’s the shakes. @davidwatsan - if you do strawberry shakes, I’m in

MacDonalds!!?? Are you some kind of pervert?

@davidwatsan I prefer McDonalds to be honest. Do you do fries?

So do Burger King or so I’ve been told 🤔

JLR parts sale. Use cose: SUMMER20 to get 20% oft

A few more pics possibly of interest as seem pretty rare to me, three of these in the show, I'd never seen one before. Fugly or what?!^^^^ A few of these beauties. A fair few but so many more modern ones we were tempted to put the...