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Mornin Another hot day forecast Doors, windows an blinds all shut, still 25 in house Not going steam fair, it would be madness at my age to stand in a field with thousands of people, fridges and generators running, tractors and vehicle engines...

Squirrels av bin fighting smornin. Squawkin at each uvva. Dropped enuff nuts from me window to feed them but they still chase each uvva oft.

Too ott fer me. Eye has had to take action. Curtains closed on the side the sun is shining. Earlier eye closed the windows when the temp outside were gerrin hotter than inside.

Morning All. :D Another scorcher today! :) Have a good day. :D

Spent all morning writing a "stinker" for the missus to send to the coroner's orifice. Apparently she (coroner) is sufficiently interested to want the hospital to respond to our questions. Nothing will change the result, but we want to know...

Today I will be mostly resting. Been working hard for a few weeks, now exhausted. And it will be too hot for the next few days to do much. Cold beers at the ready in the fridge for this afternoon.

Not true. I has a baff regularly ----- at the start of every season. Me oinker takes the second baff, we is environmentally aware, don't waste water. (But he complains that he gets out muckier than when he went in).

Mornin, Warm an sunny Tallest sunflower now at 78 inches 😀 Kidneys pain free for 24 hours, heaven 🙂 Stay cool all 🙂

Definitely a case of "looking worse before it looks better." The corner vertical frame member was not very solid, so I ended up removing everything. The inner vertical frame members and wood looks good. I'm having a new outer skin fabricated for...

Morning All. :D Scorcher here already. :) Have a great day. :D

Snot true. Me oinker is feelin the heat, so we has been sharing the garding sprinkler..

Typical teatterer. Any eggscuse not to avva baff.

Monty Python?

Well I have had quite a day. Mornng went shopping, nothing new there, then meet up with Dutch friens again nothin new. Then home and big lunch as we are going out to jazz in the evening, so we got outside bangers and chips. Then off to the...

Joking apart.... Do look after yourself!

Each piece stamped with "now wash your hands". Dead right as it was only useful as tracing paper!!!

Penguin on a stick!

Been feeling rough for nearly 2 weeks with a cough was bringing up green blobs, thats clearing up still got a cough every now n then. Was blowing my hooter & my ear was blocked mading some weird squeaking noise been feeling dizzy for 2 days like...

Oh Aye ye ole Arnold Schwarzenegger bog roll, hard as hell & takes no poo 🤣

No swimmin down ere for me. Lots of peeps dint get the memo and are swimmin in Stokes Bay, is only round the corner, dummies.. Lee-on-the-Solent sea pollution warning after sewage pipe burst - BBC News -...

Hope the breakfast was nice 😯😯 Izal was the name of the paper

It’s onna stick, Tusk!

Gerrit onna stick.... Albatross!!

Tango in the night

Albatross!!!

Yep, the previous owners failed to keep rodents out and suffered with catastrophic power and water leaks. I on the other hand had a regular pest controller out, had the bottom two rows of tiles wired and wire wooled and expanding foamed all...

Had a nice run out in me tratter today, 60 mile round trip to visit dottir, and do a couple of jobs while I was there. Took the country roads there n back, lovely drive. Back at Wimblowdriver Towers now, second chilled Guiness drunk an off to the...

Reminds me of a job I was on in the early eighties. The old boy who was the tea boy and breakfast cooker was a soldier in North Africa during WW2, told us that they were rationed to one square of bog roll per day (the slippy, hard type). They had...

You've told this story before. I loses nothing in the second telling!!!! 🤣 🤣