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Yup very clear as usual 🤣🤣

Oh aye what ya got n whats yer prices like doon by. :)

Dear gang. Just to let you know as the only Male Lesbian on Landyzone. I'd like to thank all of you lot, for your support in my weight issues. At present I am able to sit up in bed as I type this message. Since last month being on the Tapeworm...

Come on man its not that cold. :p

When I was a yoof and spannering me bike we used to call it "the wrench that speaks". I have four if I include the one that measures the angle turned.

I dunno why peeps from torKKKaaayyy, don't like it being called by its name. Torbay encompasses other places too. "Torbay /tɔːrˈbeɪ/ is a unitary authority with a borough status in the ceremonial county of Devon, England. It is governed by...

Mornin Cloudy bright Shopping with GF for an hour. Scrap run after Stay busy all 🙂

Morning All. :D Not a bad day it seems. :) A shopping day. :( Have a good day. :D

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Pretend freelanders at sollyhull

Put yer t shirt on.

Send it to me, my coal is getting low. Our fire is on its lashing outside, tis like January. :oops:

Done the same with a transit 50mm socket iirc, someone borrowed it & I had to ask for it back even though I'll probably never need it. :p Tis how its spelt snot how you say it & it doesnt rhyme with your wrenches.

Tis obvious you's from north of Hadrian's wall. Peeps who live there call it Torbay. When i was in Exeter doing my teacher training we quickly learned not to call it what you just did!!! I think this will come under the heading of a tool I...

No but Nothing compares too ....lorne 🤣🤣

Just discovered that W and I will now be getting the winter fule allowance, again. Though we don;t need it. Might donate it to Age Concern or summit. Flipping pendulam has swung too far the opposite way.

Mr 4 torques 🤣 🤣 Next you'll be saying your from Torquee Torquay...

The torque settings on the sump for my TD5 are not high and there isn't much space to put one in to do up the oil pump sprocket bolt. My nomal 1/2 inch torque wrench does for everything else, but it doesn't go below 20 ft lbs. My old fashioned...

Wots that for your Meccano set 🤣 🤣

Just watched episode 2 ov the secret life ov bee's on channel 5 catch up. @NorfolkBird

In the meantime, after fixing it, sort of, with gaffer tape as the parts of the switch are basically falling apart, it is now OK. But I have been onto Citroen C3 websites both sides of the channel and it appears it is a bit of a common thing...

I said to the misses the other night im not watching the news as there's nowt good these days, they go from people in was zones babies starving then jump over to Ronaldo who gets over 3 million a week. If you had that amount of money why does...

It may just be the sensor switch thingy needs a clean wivs contact cleaner ....

I do not envy you one bit we watch UK news here my hart sinks every day getting to the point to stop watching it to depressing 😩😩

On lighter side

Best put bars on your Windows, 😦😦

A dispute over a bicycle locally. Just been for a walk to my local paper shop and stopped for a chat with neighbours who use social media. Local on local confirmation in a papershop. Seriously though my area New Moston is residential has really...

Happy monday peeps, we got rain. I'll be in the machine with the door closed with the heater & radio on then. :)