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We have had some big thunderstorms but nothing on that scale, weird weather this year all them satalights for all the AI and tech everyone seems to need 😯

thay are poring spouts to get all them loverly juices out 😃

Well thanks for offering his help, but ;) sure he has his own todo:). J

Great minds think alike

Ok I'll go back & edit then. 🤣🤣

Mornin Bit of a dull start Prepping caravan for weekend at Smallwood steam etc show Genni going in, need to get petrol, got two bottles of gas and two big batteries :) Weather not looking too good but I got boots and an umbrella :D Stay busy all :)

Morning All. :D Washed the mini yesterday and so of course it then rained all over it. :) MIL has been seen by the plastic surgeon; not good news. Wound is still mucky and so she has to go back to theatres for more debridement. Then they are...

I would spring for a new unit myself. I think the price is reasonable (but that's just me). <£100 to get something where the components are not mismatched might be a good buy. I paid more than this for my SU carb rebuild kit.

Wife has gone to hospital to see her Mum. I am off to the Mini club tonight, so cooking my dinner and then scooting off. See you all tomorrow. :)

Afternoon folks :). Doing little jobs here as have builder/s here. Put the pool pump in and now its running a couple of hours a day. tried to pump the water/tadpoles off the top cover, but the pump kept blowing apart, (yes I got wet) dont know...

Well my arms are bruised and ripped but the starter motor has been changed 😎 Needed to remove the dashboard and steering column then loosen the brake master cylinder to gain acces to the bolt on the engine side. New starter a lot better and...

Same people that buy Freelanders I guess :p

I could vouch for chappie… apparently good enough to eat even if u ain’t a bow wow… I put in the other half’s pasta one night to see if she would notice…she’d pxxxxd me off so I thought a wee comeback was needed..penne arrabiata and chappie stead...

He might have been Italian thinking about it. I'll have to have another look! Nope, can't find it, flipping annoying, I can picture the bloke doing it but that's no use to you! I should mention I saw it on French TV, so that puts it back till at...

The Yank V8 does sound nice, Yes I have 1. sold the other 1 a few years ago:). Aslong as you have the RR at home you can still be included, dont fret:). J

Now why would anybody buy a bag of that :vb-confused2: J

Funnily there used to be a Frog TV personality who ate dog poo on camera. I'll have to see if I can "dig him out"!!! Nope searched but it must have been on too long ago. all I found was people pranking each other and one very naughty site...

Hard in the summer months. Warm and squishy in the winter.

Whatever happened to white dog poo ?

They sell dog poo bags you can bag the poo, (tis more hygienic than getting poo under yer fingernails) do you wait for the poo to go hard or do you like it warm n squishy 🤣 🤣

Pray? too late, you've been excommunicated 🤣

I'm seeking forgiveness for my automotive infidelity I've been living a lie... My heart belongs to Land Rovers, but I've committed a grievous sin... I've fallen for a Chevrolet Silverado. The thrill of American muscle has seduced me, and I've...

Well we survived the thunderstorms, torrential rain and heavy hail that others in the south of France had. 3 dead at least, others missing. Rose Garlic crop in a neighbouring town totoally destroyed , roads flooded all over, bits of the hi speed...

Morning All. :D A cool & overcast one at the moment. :( Mini club tonight. :) Have a great day. :D

Well, the son on law did it. So the filters and all the cyclones now have sick in them so it pumps out eau de puke constantly, bit like a fart gun. "Errm, could you strip it down an clean it for me..?" 'Foxtrot Oscar, monkey boy..'

You might need a carpet washer, but the hoover will pick up vom…made the mistake of hosting a party a few years back for some Neanderthals…next morning was a mess lots of regurgitant and one splashdown. Jeez man. Hoover did it but without the...