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Bring yer trailer to the Dorset Party after Stan slips of to Frogland. We'll give you a hand to load it on 🤣

I hope she makes a speedy recovery poor wee soul, should get one of the panic button systems or even an indoor cam then yer can spy keep an eye on her.

I would have used him as a bouncy castle ages ago, bloody leech.

Evening all, what a scorcher of a day best of the year oh well snow next week. 🤣 🤣

You need one of these, warm the motor up then suck away...you could remove the oil as well 🤣 🤣

Yer n have to walk miles to get to a phone box which stunk of pish n had page 3 models on lager cans scattered on the floor 🤣 🤣

Sympathise mate, I think you have incredible self-control, I couldn't control myself. :(:(:(:(

Hope she recovers to a point where she can go back home and live as she has been doing.;)

Yes, I have looked at them in the past. Just had another look and they do certainly look a lot better than I remember them. I will prolly get one. Don't want to go through this hassle again. My hand pump, which is nigh on useless, takes forever...

So, the old gal was admitted for obs etc. and the wife came home. I had cooked her a steak dinner and she is resting after a tiring stressful day.

...the 95YO MIL's loving son who can readily visit her at home to help empty her bank account unfortunately cannot go hold her hand in hospital because Hospitals upset him and make him feel bad. So my wife has been with her Mum since 10AM this...

Oh dear, sorry to hear this. Have you tried the electric oil change pumps that work thru the dipstick hole? I have one but never actually used it, some folks swear by them, some at them. ;)

Maybe nearly halfway through the job I hate most on the Disco. Emptying the sump. Cannot get the sump plug off, haven't been able to for ages, so I syphon it, or pump it out through the dipstick tube. Takes flipping ages and the handpump is next...

...Fun & Games this morning. Wife went up to her Ma's for the usual Tuesday bin preparation and shopping list collection. Found the old gal collapsed on the floor, all the indications are that she was there all night. Totally out of it and less...

That looks weirdly like my old Motorola V171, so is it a new phone but with a retro look or is you joking? Sadly my old one won't work soon as Tesco are closing down their 3g and this phone won't work with newer stuff. Even still has its...

(He's joking! Motorola V220, came out about the same time as mine prolly. It'll work for a while!)

Morning All. :D Bright N Sunny here for now.A shopping day. :( Have a good day. :)

Morning all, Kuga has a leaking gasket and now hdc sensor going mad and when I braked I heard a grinding noise on Freelander. Loving work, just not life ATM.

Had a practice at using ma hippo to flatten down me manc cobbles yesdi. Onlt the test patch eye weeded recently. Not much diffrrence. Gorrabit enthusiastic and swept me drive after.

Another stupid comment. Nowt to do wiv you choosing to unnecessarily harm an animal more than yer need to.

Could be a dams looking to start a new burrow at this time of year , if so prioritize to get it be careful with the dogs 😯

Sorry should have read to the end 😕😕

It's carried in rats drippings and urine and contaminates soil and water and dogs love drinking out of puddles

Have you ever seen a rat gnaw its own leg off to get free from a trap, Typical Towney response

Night

Makes you pine for the days when you couldn't do that in the middle of the night!! 🤣

Thought I was going to my scratcher but been told I need to hoose insurance. :rolleyes:

I am constantly trying to lose weight, W has had to learn how to NOT say, "Have you had enough to eat?" :rolleyes: 🤣