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Swap ye a calibrated one for yer v8 :p

Our dogs get fed every day at 1700 hrs. They state "creating" at about 1600 which is slightly annoying. Imagine their surprise when today the got fed before even making a noise!!! 🤣🤣

Just had a quick look at some youtoobs about calibrating torque wrenches. The methods, hanging weights off and doing maths, is very obvious and not a problem. My problem is finding the mech to do any adjustment, especially as the high power one...

I'll put my clocks forward after I get up in the morning. Then I'll get an early nap in the afternoon.

Here's another trumpet.....Wanting some slates I advertised them at 50p each.... email from Russell ... Looking for 100 slates 16x10 with shouldered top corners and two drilled holes want to send image to ensure it’s what I need. Will accept...

Aw cmooooooon. You know that I use "flipper" as a euphemism!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

All I've done is oil it and hope for the best!!

Ignition woes. Stanley Sir! and retarded are in the conversation. I'm sure there is a link somewhere there......

Dont you start again about flippers. 🤣 🤣

Yup I give it back to snap on they do it for free. Diggi tools available from 30 sovs.

Never mind!!;) ;) ;)

Yer one of mine went too so thats not so good is it. 🤣🤣

I meant me ya coconut 🤣🤣 So go back n edit yer sad face....

Had this earlier...................:p

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Late to the party as per..🤣🤣

Sounds like timing id retard it a couple of degrees & see if it runs better you may have to mess about with your AFR though. I recently had to mess about with a boat carb engine.(inboard) Loads of people been looking at it for 2 years. Starts...

Depends if you want a family 💑👫👬👭

Here is a very good explanation of how vacuum advance works, or doesn't. https://www.motortrend.com/how-to/1601-everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-vacuum-advance-and-ignition-timing/

Just a thought regarding vac advance Putting your foot down retards the ignition, lifting it off advances ignition to allow for leaner mixture.

Harry's norrappy

He will need to spend some of his money and sell a few of his cars

Hard to express. Put your foot down in low RPM's and it is sluggish and sometimes we get the dreaded detonation in the inlet. Press gently and it gradually picks up and then the cycle repeats for your next gear change occasion. BUT, have it...

Can you be a bit more specific about how it feels wrong? And by the way, I had mine on a rolling road, paid lots of dosh for it, the guy did change the needle a few times and the readings he gave me were very good. But it never drove as well as...

A little blast was enjoyed. :D It still doesn't feel right. I have put in a request for a chat to the local tuning man. :) I am sure the DWP can afford it next month. :)

All masking tape removed oh bugger ive just looked up & ive left some round the loft hatch & some wiring trunk... For hippp ref snot the same as elephant's trunk. 🤣 🤣

Snot the same, flippers are limbs, fins snisant.

Less embarrassing getting the bus. 🤣 🤣

You ain't much on natrural history, stick to your wires

Like you, I should have read to the end of the thread, this is sooo similar!