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Tis cats n dogs here, hope yous have better weather than us. Got a noo bt hub to fit so better be off & see how many swear words it takes me to link everything back online.

My pressure washer has decided not to stop either, I had to switch it off, fink the trigger button is goosed. Done not bad its about 18 years old 🤣🤣 Was an Aldi special its done some work over the years & loads of peeps have used it. Might try a...

I really should read on before posting.

Fixed. 🤣

Usually start by booking a ferry..

10k 🤣 🤣 Webuyanyscrap offered 305 sovs.....scrap price is 14p a kilo could get 40 quid for the cat 4 quid for the battery & 100 sovs for the tyres Yup worth 14p a kilo of anyones money 🤣🤣

Just goes to show how full of crap you all are.

Why walk when you can ride

Backwards! !!!!!

Not from behind, they don't like it up 'em.

At the expense of the gaylanders, but that's normal

Trans Male lesbian tree surgeon from London and I like the new Defender. Q. How do I approach people from Isle of Wight.

Its given us a few laffs along the way :cool:

Morning dull but dry here. Had to deliver W to dottirs as they are going "shopping" in Pompey today. I also had to show dottir how to work W's wheelchair, so she can fold it up etc. Got back to find the noo calliper and the rebuild kit had been...

At that price he'd snap his hand off and drive off like a rat up a drain pipe in the PMobile!!! 🤣🤣🤣

What a sad bunch of thickos. I guess if they were any use they'd be like other good trades, self-employed, working their socks off and booked up for weeks, like it is round here. :(

Well I meant both of you as I know you do throw things in the general direction of the barbie. Still, at least like that when stuff gets burnt on to the induction hob rings, you can't be blamed. That is why I developed all the protection gear we...

Can't do it in a Freelander nor even a normal Tratter unless you has special diff locks.

We has gone past 130,000 posts. :)

Retired postman on holiday then! Wonder if he also wears Union Jack trunks. If that is a car park near Loch Lomond I expect it weren't too busy. Except maybe for a car meet! I was going to try and see if I could work out which car park it was so...

Tis for the scrap man.. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Time to stop prevaricating, get changed, get out and get under that infernal machine.;)

.... that the helicoil repair was eventually successful. :D 1st go would not let the bolt thread in. :eek: Managed to prise the tip of the coil up and pulled it back out. Phew! Recut the thread for the helicoil and washed the hole out with...

Nice looking motor. Offer him 10k sovs and yer prat mobile. May go ferrit if he wants a quick sale.

Mornin Bright and sunny Bin men bin Wiring new indicators on wings today Stay busy all :)

Gettin that way, workmen aint as fussy about doing a good job these days, got same man doing plumbing, tiling and laying the floor, nothing perfect and as it should be . Waiting to see who pays to take the newly laid floor up, council or the...

Frezzer owners be like tis the same as two cheeks one line... ok shove it in there 🤣 🤣

I must awa to mee pit cos I has drunked too much white vino. See yez!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

I dunno. We only have an ornery 4 burner induction hob over here. Maybe you'll need to get a couple and over lap them. Do you often use more than 4 burners at the same time? Depends on what sort of cooking you do, we don't even use 4 at the same...

Oops, can't park between the lines then.