whats it worth?

can't decide whether to keep my range rover or sell it to buy a cheap s11a my mates selling and buy another speedy motor with the money left over? don't know what its worth though? its a 1987 d reg manual v8 with i don't know how many miles on it. the mileometer stopped at 120000. it had an engine rebuild in 1999 at 114000. the previous owner said its only done 6000 miles since but i doubt it. its been off roaded twice since i've finished it. its got a 2 inch pro-comp suspension lift kit, 235/85/16 greenway macho mud tyres (only done about 100miles). the underneath was stripped and painted with red oxide then blue gloss. a couple of small plates had to be welded to the rear. 4 new large spotlights, new windscreen, new inner wings, resprayed in scania yellow and stickered up to **** (that'll be about £500 off its value!) very clean inside and out. will be sold with a years mot and a couple of months tax. any ideas? or offers?

**** me gently. this must be the 1st serious thing i've put on here!

Buy the Series and get a moduh sickle with the extra cash

davey said:

**** me gently.

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I'm on me way! Are you wearing the outfit?

ah feckin what?

Gareth Coe said:

I'm on me way! Are you wearing the outfit?

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i,ve got me crotchless spank the monkey pants on! i **** you not!

...and the egg whisk?

Gareth Coe said:

...and the egg whisk?

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what the **** does that get used for? please do come round, i obviously need educating.

Gareth Coe said:

...and the egg whisk?

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Don't forget wet lettuce.

Regards WP.

Wesley Pegden said:

Don't forget wet lettuce.

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You know me too well, Wes

anyway.............. anyone any idea what its worth?.........the range rover......... not the egg whisk.............or the lettuce...........or the outfit...............or the pants.

You want a sensible answer?
try this...

I can tell you the price of "special outfits,and what to do with them"
I can tell you the price of "Egg whisks, and what to do with them"
I can tell you the price of "Spank the monkey pants, and what to do with them"
I can tell you the price of "Wet lettuces, and what to do with them"
I can tell you the price of " Moduh sickles, and what to do with them"
I can tell you the price of " Hiedi, and what to do with him/her"


Range Rovers? Wots them then?

Range Rovers?
I've got three of the bloody things and will shortly be breaking a 3.9.
So, in summary, Range Rover= Big Expensive Off-Road Armchair.

1987 D reg V8 Rangie is worth anywhere between £500 and £1000.


Sorry for ruining the thread with a sensible answer


Egg whisk ??

Lettuce ???


Have you all not tried the Aubergine and olive oil thing then ??

Rob90 said:

1987 D reg V8 Rangie is worth anywhere between £500 and £1000.


Sorry for ruining the thread with a sensible answer


Egg whisk ??

Lettuce ???


Have you all not tried the Aubergine and olive oil thing then ??

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not what i wanted to hear! bought the thing for £500 when it was standard and must of spent close to a grand on it!
as for the aubergine and olive oil thing, i'll give it a go. any good?

I couldn't possibly say

Rob90 said:

I couldn't possibly say

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Quite right too: you should never speak with your mouth full.

one of the gaylander lot told me that the best shag he/she ever had was a cow's nostrils..............
it could lick yer balls at the same time

slob said:

one of the gaylander lot told me that the best shag he/she ever had was a cow's nostrils..............
it could lick yer balls at the same time

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i couldn't comment on a cow, but sheep should always be done with the back legs in you wellies and the front legs over your soulders, so you don't miss out on all the good kissing

:d