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I was part of a witness protection programme - yes. I'm in hiding in Africa. And now I'm easy to trace. You know my name, my car, my location. I may as well walk about with a crosshair on my back.

Your really helping yourself arent you ? :rolleyes:

I can see why people support the Darwinism principle :dance:
 
I was part of a witness protection programme - yes. I'm in hiding in Africa. And now I'm easy to trace. You know my name, my car, my location. I may as well walk about with a crosshair on my back.

Ed, all is not lost...invest in some electrolysis to get rid of your facial hair , a pretty blonde wig and a crash course in make-up application. A little black number and some heels and hey presto..goodbye Ed, hello Edwinna...no one will be the wiser ;)
 
I was part of a witness protection programme - yes. I'm in hiding in Africa. And now I'm easy to trace. You know my name, my car, my location. I may as well walk about with a crosshair on my back.

Really? Witness protection hiding in Africa? You never thought to change your name? THEN you kick off and tell everyone why you want your ID secret :doh:

You could always press the report button and politly ask a mod to remove your name from the posts but I guess you're crawling along an underground tunnel as Black Hawks lay waste to the shack you've been hiding in above you.....

If you see a bloke in a grubby white vest it may be worth teaming up
 
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